#3 if you have some good, cheap mustard. The kind that comes in those packets you steal from the gas station.
If not, I'd settle for a #4 with some Miracle Wupp dressing.
Yeah it's got to be French's yellow mustard. Something along those lines.
Shit I hate: Miracle Wupp. And not to be a complete hard-on but I am really not into wheat bread. Too healthy or somethin'...I dunno why. But I do like tuna sandwiches...especially tuna melts on Texas toast.
Tell me this "mett" isn't a special kind of effed up. Pork tartare. And they eat this for breakfast. oett and the dog fight over it every morning in a barking-shouting match.
2 of the ones shown but my real favorite growing up was the venerable Egg Salad Sammy. Divine creamy yolks mixed with miricale whip and any manner of mustard and/or relish.
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2 of the ones shown but my real favorite growing up was the venerable Egg Salad Sammy. Divine creamy yolks mixed with miricale whip and any manner of mustard and/or relish.
So I shoulda done this one for Patchy: (Sorry Scream, there's no PB & mustard).
I liked egg salad too. My mom would put it on plain untoasted white bread. Twas good. Now that I think about it, I think she just scrambled an egg and put it on bread with mayonnaise.
Gonna be posting some random stuffs and y'all give it a yay or a nay and please, feel free to retaliate with your own.
First runner up, the tomato sandwich. No, you can't add bacon you drunknuts, it's not a BLT. Just a plain' old tomato and mayo sandwich. Yes you can toast it or change the bread. Yay or fcking nay? I say YAY. (But to be honest I've never had one so I have no frame of reference).