Pizza Dough Recipe

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Pizza Dough Recipe

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I know I've posted this before, but I don't want to search. I need a pizza dough recipe. A really yummy tasting pizza dough recipe. One that you've tried before that was so delicious, but wouldn't mind sharing with me. Thanks.
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hey look, actual pizza and tits!

Oh wait, here
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DeeboCools wrote:hey look, actual pizza and tits!

Oh wait, here
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The tits are fake.
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Mr Boozificator wrote: The tits are fake.
That's okay.
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See?? You ask for a pizza dough recipe and you get fake tits. We are not "the google" apparently.
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and titties are way funnier in this thread

Did you know that Jeno Palucci inventedt eh pizza roll by making them with an old egg roll maschine?
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Now see if you had dough then you wouldn't need a dough recipe because then you could buy the dough with the dough you have. You wouldn't have to kneed it because the dough that you need would already be kneeded by somebody who needed dough and took a job kneeding dough.

And because of that, we use this one.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/pizza-doug ... etail.aspx

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will it burn the roof of my mouth?
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Only if you eat it correctly

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Screwball wrote:Now see if you had dough then you wouldn't need a dough recipe because then you could buy the dough with the dough you have. You wouldn't have to kneed it because the dough that you need would already be kneeded by somebody who needed dough and took a job kneeding dough.
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Re: Pizza Dough Recipe

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Fake? Maybe. Great bra? Maybe. Who cares? Savage waves hand in air, and goes to get Grumpy's pizza dough recipe.
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