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Chef Boyardee and other canned stuff

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canned ham. if you stuff it full of cloves and bake it with canned pineapple, it is a thing.
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Have it with baked beans. Don't light any matches afterwards.
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can i use bush's grilling beans? because them's tasty.
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Hollow it out and make a box. Put an egg in the box. Close top with spare tinned ham. Bake
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grind it up, and mix it with cloves and mayo ande i think mustard i forget, but i have it written down on a 4 by 6 card. anyway, it makes dandy tea sandwiches. totally delicious with bourbon. i'm sorry that our leftover ham got icky, or else i would go downstairs right now and make me a sandy.

but it turned green
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Savage wrote:grind it up, and mix it with cloves and mayo ande i think mustard i forget, but i have it written down on a 4 by 6 card. anyway, it makes dandy tea sandwiches. totally delicious with bourbon. i'm sorry that our leftover ham got icky, or else i would go downstairs right now and make me a sandy.

but it turned green
I've done roughly the same thing: pieces/scraps of ham, mayo, black pepper, onion powder and garlic powder...in a food processor. Makes a dandy sandwich spread. You can also substitute smoked turkey for the ham.
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For an excellent sandowicho, try leftover pot roast, mayo, grated onion, etc, etc. so good.... When the Grumpster was on det, or over the road, the girls and i would have tea party dinners. of course, now they are veggies. where did i go wrong?
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The Grumpy loves the Spam I think it smells like (expletive deleted)
also, the vienna weiner dog dicks. how Can people eat such ick?
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Oh, and Pork rinds. I come into the room, and think the old mister has shit his pants. Oh, wait, I bought him the damn pork rinds!
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Oh God pork scratchings are rough. They still have the hairs in ffs.
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That would explain the leavings on the sheets
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Well now I'm shuddering uncontrollably Sideshow Bob style.
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and i am confused. what the .
\i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS RESPONING TO.
certainly not this thread
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sorry ossifer, i had to much drinks fernight
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