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Re: canned ham

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treetop wrote:if you stuff it full of cloves and bake it with canned pineapple, it is a thing.
I had you pegged as more of a pressed ham aficionado...
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i have been known to offer the occasional pressed ham to passers by.
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Ah, the jambon sous verre. A fine choice.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:This thread is making a hundred generations of my ancestors cry, and not in a good way.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:This thread is making a hundred generations of my ancestors cry, and not in a good way.
As good an excuse as any to down a few bottles of Bordeaux wine.
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treetop wrote:i have been known to offer the occasional pressed ham to passers by.

HA!

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Fry it up with eggs and make some into ham spread. You'll have food for a while.
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The "spambox". Separate compartments filled with beans and egg
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What color is the ham? Is it green? I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am!
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Mr. Viking wrote:The "spambox". Separate compartments filled with beans and egg
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You can't hurt ham.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You can't hurt ham.
Yes you can if you are too drunk to cook it properly.
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Re: canned ham

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you know those snazzy flavor/brine/marinade injectors that you sometimes get with barbecue sets and such? if you have a canned ham and a can of aerosol cheese (i like easy cheese sharp cheddar myself) you don't need one. mmmmmmmmm.......... cheesy ham.
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