Okay, we can have a "What's in your fridge?" lame Food Network talk, or we can talk about the reality of the drunken diet. I am talking about the culinary masterpiece that has been created with whatever your wet brain has concocted while gazing blankly into the fridge or cupboard. Those times when you can imagine yourself in full chef attire standing in the Iron Chef stadium. Chef hat. Chef jacket. Chef shoes. The whole enchilada yo.
This morning I shuffled into the kitchen and dished up the following.
A pile of garden salsa Sun Chips
A healthy dose of grated Colby Jack cheese
A chopped up slice of bologna
microwave for 30 seconds
Breakfast has never been this good.
Typical favorites -
Peanut butter & Jelly waffle sandwich for the drunkover breakfast
Mustard and BBQ sauce dressing with any deli meat in a sammich
F-ing leftover 'tater salad with a side of pickles from anywhere. I love that chit.
Favorite drunkover dining
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Drunkover Dining
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- Jiggers McCoy
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Re: Drunkover Dining
As a bridge from day drinking to happy hour, I find this snack does a body good:
Half bag or so of Cheetos (crunchy, not the really puffed-up turds)
1/4 cup-ish of Peanut Butter for dipping
Pint of milk for washing down
Dip the cheetos into the peanut butter, and wash it down with the milk. The carbs, protein and fat will give you the energy necessary to tackle the rest of the drinking day and it's damn tasty to boot. Additionally, the milk will strengthen your bones, allowing you to take those drunken tumbles with ease.
Half bag or so of Cheetos (crunchy, not the really puffed-up turds)
1/4 cup-ish of Peanut Butter for dipping
Pint of milk for washing down
Dip the cheetos into the peanut butter, and wash it down with the milk. The carbs, protein and fat will give you the energy necessary to tackle the rest of the drinking day and it's damn tasty to boot. Additionally, the milk will strengthen your bones, allowing you to take those drunken tumbles with ease.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
i was with you lou, up til the chopped bologna. although, fried bologna is pretty good, with eggs. my "go to" meal these days is french fries with gravy, or cheese. i mean, twice fried real potatoes, earth apples as they are called - pommes frittes, or sun'thin, right boozy? and i agree with jiggers that the best cheetos are those hard funny shaped ones, not the puffy ones. peanut butter as dipping sauce? i will have to try.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
After a long night of boozing, I stick to a strict junk food diet of Beer and Rap music.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
corned beef
chicken fingers
red onions
pickled hot peppers
pickles
coleslaw (with curry)
HOT sauce
crunchy peanut butter
pan toasted giant cinnamon roll sliced in half.
fucking great way to die.
chicken fingers
red onions
pickled hot peppers
pickles
coleslaw (with curry)
HOT sauce
crunchy peanut butter
pan toasted giant cinnamon roll sliced in half.
fucking great way to die.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
I tend to mix whatever random shit's in my fridge/pantry. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't:
Sriracha pepper sauce + garlic hummus = Rad deliciousness.
Sriracha pepper sauce + blueberry muffin = Foul beast of a culinary creation
Sriracha pepper sauce + garlic hummus = Rad deliciousness.
Sriracha pepper sauce + blueberry muffin = Foul beast of a culinary creation
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Re: Drunkover Dining
Pretty much any meat or cheese I happen to have on hand.
Hot sauce, wing sauce, barbeque sauce, or mayonnaise thrown in for good measure.
Hot sauce, wing sauce, barbeque sauce, or mayonnaise thrown in for good measure.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
Same here. In fact just this morning I found myself dipping processed turkey lunch meat into a jar of Tostitos cheese dip that I bought at Speedway last night.Fabricsoftner wrote:Pretty much any meat or cheese I happen to have on hand.
Hot sauce, wing sauce, barbeque sauce, or mayonnaise thrown in for good measure.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
oh, god, leftover grilled salmon see you fuckers later....
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Re: Drunkover Dining
Tamale from a convenience store and a bag of sunflower seeds, I was on the road this morning.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
I like tuna, with mayo and squirt of lemon juice. maybe some onion. salt pepper. spread on saltine. topped with green olive. washed down with bourbon. Healthy? Yes. Then go back to bed, until FedEx guy comes.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
Tuna salad needs celery, you uncivilized beast.Savage wrote:I like tuna, with mayo and squirt of lemon juice. maybe some onion. salt pepper. spread on saltine. topped with green olive. washed down with bourbon. Healthy? Yes. Then go back to bed, until FedEx guy comes.
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Il'll grant you celery, but do not even mention pickle, or pickle relish. And Beast is my firstborn. I am Savage.DeeboCools wrote:Tuna salad needs celery, you uncivilized beast.Savage wrote:I like tuna, with mayo and squirt of lemon juice. maybe some onion. salt pepper. spread on saltine. topped with green olive. washed down with bourbon. Healthy? Yes. Then go back to bed, until FedEx guy comes.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
Ok deal. I won't even mention the ingredient that makes all tuna salad awesome.Savage wrote: Il'll grant you celery, but do not even mention pickle, or pickle relish. And Beast is my firstborn. I am Savage.
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Re: Drunkover Dining
"OH YES WE DID" - lol dominoes pizza a drunkards delight