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I worked in a video mail order warehouse one time, we stocked a gay guy porn called "Snow Balls." I dunno if it was about oral semen transmission or fucking in the snow.
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Im from britain north
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37!?
stepheybaby wrote: 2)Even though the name suggests I am a woman I am not, My name is Stephen and I am a bloke/man/male!!
That's my bad... although give me a few more beers and maybe we could talk... :shock: [/quote]
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I think Im gonna have to change this name!
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stepheybaby wrote:My god I think Im gonna have to change this name!
Oh, come on, it only hurts the first time - right Chels?
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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stepheybaby wrote:Im from Lancashire, Blackburn (north of Manchester)
I knew a girl from Lancashire. Had the thickest accent I've ever seen in my life.

So you a Rovers fan?
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IM gonna yak!
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UnkleLemmy wrote: I knew a girl from Lancashire. Had the thickest accent I've ever seen in my life.
An accent you can see... damn, that is thick. I know, I know, I'm a smartass.
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What, you're not interested in some man-on-bloated-dead-man-corpse action? What kind of Brit are you?
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Come on, I'll buy ya a drink or two first!!

Ok, that has to stop! Hehe, make me giggle.

But seriously, change your name.

hehe!

I am in my Friday mood and it is only Wednesday!!!
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I've been convinced it was Friday, too. Maybe that's a hint I should take the rest of the week off.
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Actually I have a really northern accent, but I hope it doesn't show in the typing, as southern English people can't even understand me. And that's before a drink or two!

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Ok EVERYONE - gather around, pay attention.....

Big Joe and I have decided today is actually Friday - so change your calendars.

I don't wnat to hear any whining about this - it had to be done.

Now go home and drink for 4 days!
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OK I don't think I can change my name!
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Hugh Janblack wrote:Ok EVERYONE - gather around, pay attention.....

Big Joe and I have decided today is actually Friday - so change your calendars.

I don't wnat to hear any whining about this - it had to be done.

Now go home and drink for 4 days!
Well, If you and Joe say so. But I was really looking forward to working another two days. :(
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