Worst drink you ever got drunk oN!!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:08 pm

If I start dreaming about bloody elvis Im gonna start some heavy drinking........HEY, actually thanks man.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:09 pm

Right I've decide to type in a slightly northern style!!
Eh up lads, shovels looking black today! Eh?

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:12 pm

that just reminded me of pythons spanish inquisition skit

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:17 pm

Ay up, which one lad?

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:23 pm

trouble at 'mill

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:26 pm

By heck lad, those wert days. OH my giddy aunt, when you could buy half pound o' beef, a Yorkshire puddin' mix and still have money left for a 9 litre bottle of beer and a trip 'ome ont bus!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:27 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:OK, at least I'm not the only perv (or person who has seen Clerks) here.

Seen? I've been to the convenience store it was filmed in. Several times. It's about 10 minutes from my friend's parents' house, and about 25 from me.

It stinks.

But the cinematic significance is important.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:27 pm

You ever go to http://www.scallycentral.com? I've you want to find some truly undecipherable writting go there.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:29 pm

Hugh Janblack wrote:
stepheybaby wrote:My god I think Im gonna have to change this name!
Oh, come on, it only hurts the first time - right Chels?

My secret shame. At least I was drunk when it happened.
And I like stepheybaby just fine the way he is, bullocks to the lot of you!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:29 pm

Oh, I forgot to mention. WOrst drink I got drunk on?

cOLOMBIAN BOOZE.

'Nuff said.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:30 pm

This site seems to be quite an accurate potrayl

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:31 pm

Here is a good psot fromthere about translating Scally into regular English:

got taught it....woo hoo for me
neds use the word "man" as like a full stop so you must say this at the end of every sentance if you get the chance

wit yi dayin man!
what are you doing?

im gonny chib yi man!
I'm going to attck you with a sharp object

aye man! we're going tay sammies efter school! you bring the bucky ill bring the skunk and the papers are already at sammies hoose man!
Yeah, we're going to sammies after school, you bring the buckfast tonic wine and ill bring the cannibis and the ciggarte papers are allready at sammies house.

wit yi daying you f***in wee mosher cow! im gunna kick yer head in! wit yi looking at> im gunna stab yi man! your maw!
what are you doing you f***ing small alternative dresser im going to beat you up and kick you in the head! what are you looking at ? im going to stab you! your mother!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:31 pm

what happend Chels do you remember?

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:33 pm

That actually sound like geordie talk!

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:33 pm

This is my favorite post from there:

hi guys i work in gym, fit bi scally wants other fit bi scallys ,under 28 ok, iv fit bod tanned peckes musc footy legs, love lacoste,in anfield breck rd, iv own place so its cool,wedd too,love a bong, no camp twats ok,get back lads on 07811022704 cheers lads.ring dont text as i might not have crdit to get bcak to you ok lads, discreet please lads iv bird, but she does not live with me thank god, 5ft9, skin head, big blue eyes 32-33w , lol thats me

I think "iv fit bod tanned peckes musc footy legs" should be my new sig!