Long Island Ice Tea

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:04 pm

Long island ice tea is a magical concoction. How can you put all those shots into a glass and have it taste like ice tea? It seems impossible. A human being can actually get hammered on about five of them (if they're made right).

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:06 pm

Serve it up, bitch, you're buying.

Phirefighter · Post by **Phirefighter** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:10 pm

Make mine double everything in half the size glass. And NO FUCKING LEMON.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:11 pm

My Mom is more a less a non drinker.
One time years ago she decided to have a drink and ordered a LI iced Tea not knowing what it was. That was pretty funny. She thought it was just gonna be a glass of iced tea with a shot of booze in it.

This does seem to run in my family. My Aunt went out with me on Halloween a few years back. We had dinner at my favorite pub. She actually said I just want to get soemthing really week, and the promptly ordered a Zombie. She was shocked to find out that a drink named after the walking dead was so strong.

Im starting to think I was adopted.

& · Post by & » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:12 pm

I'll take a bucket of what you're serving, a crazy straw, five ice cubes, the left hand of steven segal, and a coloring book.

welcome to the board!!

The Scotsman · Post by **The Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:15 pm

Hey there n00b, I'll take a fifth of any 30yr single malt scotch you have. Welcome

Phirefighter · Post by **Phirefighter** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:16 pm

ampersand wrote:I'll take a bucket of what you're serving, a crazy straw, five ice cubes, the left hand of steven segal, and a coloring book.

welcome to the board!!

He needs that for his male prostitution, how else would he make money these days?

& · Post by & » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:22 pm

Phirefighter wrote:
ampersand wrote:I'll take a bucket of what you're serving, a crazy straw, five ice cubes, the left hand of steven segal, and a coloring book.

welcome to the board!!
He needs that for his male prostitution, how else would he make money these days?

he's got a spare. everybody knows that segal is a robot.

chuck norris is a real man, not a robot.

The Scotsman · Post by **The Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:24 pm

Do the left hand and the coloring book have anything to do with each other?

& · Post by & » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:28 pm

The Scotsman wrote:Do the left hand and the coloring book have anything to do with each other?

wouldn't you like to know.

it's all part of my plan.

Phirefighter · Post by **Phirefighter** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:30 pm

ampersand wrote:
The Scotsman wrote:Do the left hand and the coloring book have anything to do with each other?
wouldn't you like to know.

it's all part of my plan.

I already called dibs on ruling the world.

The Scotsman · Post by **The Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:31 pm

ampersand wrote:
The Scotsman wrote:Do the left hand and the coloring book have anything to do with each other?
wouldn't you like to know.

it's all part of my plan.

Sounds like a fuckin gross plan. Oh hey, can I post a cat pic here?

Mrs. Scotsman · Post by **Mrs. Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:36 pm

I want a cat. Oh honey.......

The Scotsman · Post by **The Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:38 pm

Mrs. Scotsman wrote:I want a cat. Oh honey.......

You have a cat already! Eh? Eh?

Mrs. Scotsman · Post by **Mrs. Scotsman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:41 pm

She is not fluffy though! All these kitten pics make me want one again. -sigh-