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The Scotsman
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meanjoefan
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L.I.s can be fun with noobs... (this is a slight repeat, but appropriate since the OP mentioned L.I.s.)
Had a pilot roomie back when I was going to school. He had never drunk (and had somewhat strong opinions on the matter).
One year post-grad, I run into him in recurrent. Took to the drink after finding his GF had been *three* timing him. His opinons underwent a 180-degree turn.
So, I'm drinking with him in this bar driectly accross from our company-owned "corporate lodging" motel. He's he's had about four sweet "Nancy-boy" drinks to my four beers, and it's quickly apparent he has NO tolerance.
So (with a devilish gleam in my eye) I say, "Ted, as long as you're drinking mixed drinks, let's have L.I.s and I'll join you."
"Is there a lot of booze in them?"
"Don't worry about it--they taste yummy!"
After four, he's COMICALLY drunk. After paying the bill, getting him to his room, I return for a few more drinks. The next day, he's going on about how he's still loaded from the night before (probably not the best career move, IMO.)
Had a pilot roomie back when I was going to school. He had never drunk (and had somewhat strong opinions on the matter).
One year post-grad, I run into him in recurrent. Took to the drink after finding his GF had been *three* timing him. His opinons underwent a 180-degree turn.
So, I'm drinking with him in this bar driectly accross from our company-owned "corporate lodging" motel. He's he's had about four sweet "Nancy-boy" drinks to my four beers, and it's quickly apparent he has NO tolerance.
So (with a devilish gleam in my eye) I say, "Ted, as long as you're drinking mixed drinks, let's have L.I.s and I'll join you."
"Is there a lot of booze in them?"
"Don't worry about it--they taste yummy!"
After four, he's COMICALLY drunk. After paying the bill, getting him to his room, I return for a few more drinks. The next day, he's going on about how he's still loaded from the night before (probably not the best career move, IMO.)
I lost 10 quick pounds on the "bologna and applesauce" diet!
Ask how you can too!
Ask how you can too!
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Jack Hackett
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