"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"

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IO9's list of most incompetent Wizards
http://io9.com/the-9-most-incompetent-w ... -484472432

As with most of these lists from IO9, the discussion is the more interesting and befuddling part:
I watched Fellowship of the Rings with a bunch of hard core D&D players who had never read LoTR,
Even though I knew a guy like this, it still is all like "what?!" and then like "dude..."
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Ultimate nerdery! The Lord of the RIngs organized as a periodic table:

http://lotrproject.com/projects/periodictable/

http://io9.com/only-a-chemistry-student ... -493562870

ba-blam
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frankennietzsche wrote:Ultimate nerdery!...
You are a very weird and strange person, and I mean that in a good way.
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Palinka wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Ultimate nerdery!...
You are a very weird and strange person, and I mean that in a good way.
That's a great find, frankennietzsche! Reading through it invokes a lot of good memories of them tales. Also, some names I don't remember reading before. But that's just old age I guess

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The FB&I just released their file on Qadaffi:
http://vault.fbi.gov/muammar-%20Qaddafi ... of-01/view
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You want nerdy? You couldn't handle real nerdy!

The 10 biggest missed opportunities in Star Trek history.
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Palinka wrote:You want nerdy? You couldn't handle real nerdy!

The 10 biggest missed opportunities in Star Trek history.
A great read from a fine site. You, Sir, are a Nerd among fellow (and lady) Nerds.

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You, of course, are aware that Willie Nelson sent in an audition tape, to be Gandalf...

(Might be easier to see here).
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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OK, enough back rubs. Time to contribute.

Testastrophe.

The clown in the closet text-thread speaks to me.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Ok. I didn't want to do this but you have forced my hand. Here is Babylon Park! That's right; Babylon 5 remade into a South Park style animation. Look, ye mighty, upon this work and tremble; for I am Palinka, Nerd of Nerds!
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^

Magnificent.

Here is a weak parry, avast.

One of my favorite stand-up comedians, Patton Oswalt: Star Wars filibuster on Parks and Rec. (Animated.)
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tdcwillies wrote:...Here is a weak parry, avast...
Alas, dear chum. You are late to the party on that one; frankennietzsche got there first...
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Missed that, two posts before?

*em-bare-assed*


Must have been in the sauce...


It's like some sort of time loop my good friend.

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