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Post by fdoosey »

These threads are getting quite slick.
So now I'll suggest Limerick,
Make them raunchy and wild,
Or make them tender and mild,
And by the 50th one we'll get sick.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by fdoosey »

There once was a Drunk named Palinka,
Who was among other things a thinka',
He's got a liver of stone,
It can live on its own,
My God, he's a champion drinka'.

A nod to you, champion Drunkard
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I knew a man named Sam
He once lived in a can
He tried to eat Spam
But it didn't taste like ham
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Okay, I tried
Just don't want to get fried
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by VodkaHero »

Sitting in a room all alone,
Disconnected every phone,
A bottle of scotch,
the hands on my watch,
say it's too early to booze,
but I got nuthin' to lose,

So I twist off the top,
drink a few down,
and wait for my sorrows to drown.
Happiness is a pint of guinness and a shot of jack.

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Post by Drunk Badger »

there once was a man from nantucket
to him shots were like a drop in the bucket
he stumbled around
and fell to the ground
does he regret it? naah he says f*ck it!

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Post by Drunk Badger »

drunk badger has been know to drink beer
it can make him have no fear
he then punched a wall
the wall did not fall
but the xrays show he's clear!


...it's late and I'm bored at work...

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Post by Drunk Badger »

a fine drink to have is a martini
most drunkards will find them dreamy
some like it with ice
or think shaken is nice
have to many, you'll act like a weenie

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

By reading my posts you will hear
how much i do love my beer
so tomorrow i'll drink them
i'll sink them and sink them
and join all you drunks
have no fear
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beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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there nce was a man in nashville
he drank everynight till he had his fill
then along came a burp
followed by a herp
and his willy went to hell
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

It will hurt less if you don't struggle.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Once there was a man drinking gin
When the tab came all he had was a fin
He noticed the tip bucket
and thought awe fuck it
When he goes abck to that bar he wont get in
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Okay, I tried
Just don't want to get fried
too late.... your fired.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Hickory dickory dock
Martinis are best on the rocks
Throw in a twist
Its time to get pissed
And go hit on the girl with blonde locks
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Himiny giminy haw
I poured the liquor down my jaw
I like this here thread
I'll drink til Im dead
Or at least til I'm stopped by the law
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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Post by fdoosey »

Crunchy,

I think we've found your muse. Outstanding...

Crunchy Piss Crystal's a dude,
Who's only happy when stewed.
So long as there's booze,
He's not one to choose,
For the liquor he is surely no prude.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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