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Post by Mad Scientist »

Stephey was new to the zone...
and all thought they could make Stephey moan.
The surprises began
when he claimed he's a man,
But Hugh just said "Fuck it let's bone."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
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Mad Scientist, an instant classic!

I will call you Herr Doktor.

And I will call DPAW "Dances with Whiskey"

And Palinka - "Chief Running Tab"
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by Hugh Janblack »

Mad Scientist wrote: But Hugh just said "Fuck it let's bone."
Awww, I'm famous!!

You know what Mad Scientist??

You touch lives. Just like the Baby Jesus.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

It will hurt less if you don't struggle.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

heemer hoomer hammer hoe
On one helluva bender we go.
Dont stop to eat,
at the bar, take a seat.
Tomorrow, where you've been you wont know.
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Post by Mad Scientist »

Hugh Janblack wrote:
Mad Scientist wrote: But Hugh just said "Fuck it let's bone."
Awww, I'm famous!!

You know what Mad Scientist??

You touch lives. Just like the Baby Jesus.
LMAO, yeah, a really drunk and currently very pissed off baby Jesus. Now where's my jug of water... I feel a miracle coming on.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

once in a world of whiskey
i constantly lost my door key
i'd puke all night
on the tree alright
until i made friends with my monkey
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by bella »

I told him to go to hell
that was right before i fell
i was trying not to yell
but he stole my Amstel!

whats a girl to do
so i yelled wouldn't you?
I know its kinda queer
but at least i got the beer!

Sorry I didn't follow the Limerick style..
me loves the voddie

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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

Drunk Badger wrote:there once was a man from nantucket
to him shots were like a drop in the bucket
he stumbled around
and fell to the ground
does he regret it? naah he says f*ck it!
i have a T-shirt saying I'm the man from Nantuckett... most people dont geet it and some peoples parernts loook at eme like im a reas asshole which i am
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard

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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:Thought I "She's in the league of bella."
As she walked wearing a dress of light yella
So angry I was
That it killed my buzz
Upon finding out that she was a fella
Yikes!
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard

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Mad Scientist wrote:LMAO, yeah, a really drunk and currently very pissed off baby Jesus.
Somebody call me?

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i like to drink amberbock
until i'm stoned as a rock
give me a beer
please be a dear
go fuck yourself captain mike davis.


we can't let this thread die. please donate to the dying thread foundation. give a small limerick
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Post by fdoosey »

I once knew a man, or an elf;
Who kept gasoline on the shelf.
Quite often he'd dance,
Setting fire to his pants,
Captain Mike Davis, go fuck yourself!
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Re: Drunken Limericks

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fdoosey was not right in the head,
His skull was much denser than lead,
Said his old buddy Massive,
More aggressive than passive,
"Why do you bring threads back from the dead?"
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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