I laughed out loud, causing neighbors to question my work ethicdeadpuppiesandwhores wrote:its twelve o'clock
i'm losing a time block
time to get drunk
locked in a trunk
go fuck yourslef cap'n mike davis
i guess i'm all limericked out
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- CrunchyPissCrystals
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"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
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- CrunchyPissCrystals
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what's a flan?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- CrunchyPissCrystals
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damn i am drunk
drunk as a skunk
god i love beer
and with whiskey no fear
go fuck yourself captain mkie davis
just tell me when it gets old
drunk as a skunk
god i love beer
and with whiskey no fear
go fuck yourself captain mkie davis
just tell me when it gets old
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- CrunchyPissCrystals
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good one. still can't stop laughingCrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I was drunk as all hell at the bar
Decided to walk home its not that far
Hit the ground with a thunk
Aw hell I'm drunk
And I just got run over by a car
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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OK , lemme give this a whirl...
I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"
Thankyouverymuch.
I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"
Thankyouverymuch.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
- CrunchyPissCrystals
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the new "best one yet"fdoosey wrote:OK , lemme give this a whirl...
I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"
Thankyouverymuch.
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
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awesome. i'm crying man. that was the most beautiful thing i've ever read.fdoosey wrote:OK , lemme give this a whirl...
I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"
Thankyouverymuch.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- fdoosey
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Hey, it just seems to flow from the tongue so well...
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
- CrunchyPissCrystals
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Thought I "She's in the league of bella."
As she walked wearing a dress of light yella
So angry I was
That it killed my buzz
Upon finding out that she was a fella
As she walked wearing a dress of light yella
So angry I was
That it killed my buzz
Upon finding out that she was a fella
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"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
-Winston Churchill