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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

I'm drunker 'an shit
fdoosey might spit
But if you buy him a drink
The man's a saint you would think
As he cooly toasts you with it
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis


i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis


i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
This is by far the best one yet
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

I like the decorum
Of this here forum
So if someone might ask
Whats in my flask
I'll gladly pour them a shot of my rum
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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There once was a girl from a far
You sat her ass up at the bar
She said with a joke
And a light of her smoke
Take me to the back seat of you car
me loves the voddie

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Bellas a girl of great wit
her mind is not doubt quite fit
if you get on her bad side
it will be one rocky ride
so just drink and dont give her your shit
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Post by Combat Rock »

There once was a noble young punk,
Who dedcided that he should get drunk,
Beer filled him with might,
He got in a fight,
The club hit his head with a thunk.

True story about my buddy troy.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Coffee cigarettes and whiskey
For your health giving these up is key
But how could you quit
enjoying this shit
When whiskey makes bella so frisky

Ok, I'll stop now. (or will I?)
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis


i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
I am Capt Mike
Deadpuppies is a sight!
He drinks all night
Comes to work tight
And sucks my dick all night
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like to jerk off in a sock
captain mike davis can suck my cock
he's a prick
who has no dick
go fuck yourself captain mike davis


i guess it kinda loses its rancor if you don't the man
I am Capt Mike
Deadpuppies is a sight!
He drinks all night
Comes to work tight
And sucks my dick all night
whoa! whoa! where'd that come from? not true! not true!
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Yes, I am Capt Mike
Deadpuppies love toy, right?
He's a good fellar
drinks with might
doesn't like to fight
and makes me feel alright...
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

LuckyStrikes is a fine drinking lass
She's happy when filled is her glass
She likes to get boozy
But she's no damn floozy
And if you call her one, she'll kick your ass
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:LuckyStrikes is a fine drinking lass
She's happy when filled is her glass
She likes to get boozy
But she's no damn floozy
And if you call her one, she'll kick your ass
I like to get boozy
until I am woozy
But ass kicking I'll never do
I'll just call Crunchy
when times get funky
to wrestle those chumpies to the floor
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

its twelve o'clock
i'm losing a time block
time to get drunk
locked in a trunk
go fuck yourslef cap'n mike davis


i guess i'm all limericked out
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

me too...but capt mike is waiting for ya
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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