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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:its twelve o'clock
i'm losing a time block
time to get drunk
locked in a trunk
go fuck yourslef cap'n mike davis


i guess i'm all limericked out
I laughed out loud, causing neighbors to question my work ethic
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Deadpuppiesandwhores drives a van
And chases his whiskey with flan
Mike davis is a prick
who sucks alot o'dick
And undoubtedly shares his bed with a man
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

what's a flan?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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I dont know. it rhymed. and I thinnk you consume it.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:what's a flan?
A dessert.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

damn i am drunk
drunk as a skunk
god i love beer
and with whiskey no fear
go fuck yourself captain mkie davis



just tell me when it gets old
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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I was drunk as all hell at the bar
Decided to walk home its not that far
Hit the ground with a thunk
Aw hell I'm drunk
And I just got run over by a car
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I was drunk as all hell at the bar
Decided to walk home its not that far
Hit the ground with a thunk
Aw hell I'm drunk
And I just got run over by a car
good one. still can't stop laughing
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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OK , lemme give this a whirl...

I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"

Thankyouverymuch.
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fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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I once saw this beautiful man
I think that his name was sam
After 10 rounds at the bar
I got in his car
Well, it was more like a carpeted van..
me loves the voddie

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fdoosey wrote:OK , lemme give this a whirl...

I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"

Thankyouverymuch.
the new "best one yet"
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fdoosey wrote:OK , lemme give this a whirl...

I knew a young lassie named Mavis,
Who rented her transport from Avis.
She said with a grin,
As I came on her chin,
"Go fuck yourself captain Mike Davis!"

Thankyouverymuch.
awesome. i'm crying man. that was the most beautiful thing i've ever read.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Hey, it just seems to flow from the tongue so well...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Once upon a monday night
I was kidnapped by a neon light
It poured me a drink
Which lead me to think
I'm so goddamn drunk, allright!
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Thought I "She's in the league of bella."
As she walked wearing a dress of light yella
So angry I was
That it killed my buzz
Upon finding out that she was a fella
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