Essential reading for drunks

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Essential reading for drunks

Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

See what you think of this, i thought it was really good, and definately a help for tomorrow :P
http://members.tripod.com/madtbone/
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Too funny! I liked this one,

306. I can't come in today. When I got home from work yesterday, I received bad news of the death of a family member. To get over the shock I went to this bar downtown, and had a little to much to drink. I took a taxi at the end of the evening, feeling quiet intoxicated, with an upset stomach. I told the taxi driver that I had gas pains and he brought me to the greyhound station and put me on the bus to Gasbai. I am a little low on cash so I'm not sure when I will be in.
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Lucky, I had to read that twice, but at first I thought it happened to you and got all sad-like. :(
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Hey Chels! No, lucky for me I have never had an experience like that!
I am actually looking forward to this week, 4 day work week for me. And for the cherry on top, I have a 4 day weekend coming up!!!
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Nice! Any chance you might make it to NYC? :wink: I'm still thinking about it.
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Yep. I am arriving on Friday, if the lights stay on! I was supposed to go last Friday, but Savages's birthday party zapped all the electricity. I am leaving NY Sunday morning. If you go, pm and maybe we can down a few shots.
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Well the Misery anniversary shows are mandatory, and those are happening here next weekend.
So if I go, it would only be through Saturday at the latest, and that's if I fly. I'll definitely keep you apprised. Now if Palinka were going, I'd crawl on my hands and knees to the east coast.
Which I may very well end up doing anyhow... :lol:
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Well the Misery anniversary shows are mandatory, and those are happening here next weekend.
So if I go, it would only be through Saturday at the latest, and that's if I fly. I'll definitely keep you apprised. Now if Palinka were going, I'd crawl on my hands and knees to the east coast.
Which I may very well end up doing anyhow... :lol:
If you can't make it next weekend, give me an advance notice when you do go. I go often, just to remind myself that there are people with teeth.

Gosh, talk about Gotham city...Palinka in NY! Hells Kitchen would freeze over.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:Too funny! I liked this one,

306. I can't come in today. When I got home from work yesterday, I received bad news of the death of a family member. To get over the shock I went to this bar downtown, and had a little to much to drink. I took a taxi at the end of the evening, feeling quiet intoxicated, with an upset stomach. I told the taxi driver that I had gas pains and he brought me to the greyhound station and put me on the bus to Gasbai. I am a little low on cash so I'm not sure when I will be in.
No just the"drank too much last night" Is classic :twisted:
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I wish I could be there. I'd drag your feathers 'cross the dance floor.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Nice! Any chance you might make it to NYC? :wink: I'm still thinking about it.
Any chance, you would welcome me :?:
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:wink: Why, will you be attending the pub stumble?
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Re: Essential reading for drunks

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:See what you think of this, i thought it was really good, and definately a help for tomorrow :P
http://members.tripod.com/madtbone/
Hangover here i come :twisted:
TARTAN I love this site! Do you think this one would work?

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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::wink: Why, will you be attending the pub stumble?
The story of my life, that's on Thursday. I don't arrive until Friday. The Bickerson's (my parents) will be there. They are treating me to Hairspray Friday night, after the show I will play referee at the bar at their hotel, but the pay off is, they pick up the tab!!!!! We're talking Absolut folks!! Saturday night is all mine. I plan on dragging more than just feathers down Sixth Ave.!
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LuckyStrikes wrote:...They are treating me to Hairspray Friday night, after the show I will play referee at the bar at their hotel, but the pay off is, they pick up the tab!!!! ...
That's a deal! It's a steal! It's the sale of the fucking century!
Have fun! (Jesus, was that a redundant sentence).
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