See what you think of this, i thought it was really good, and definately a help for tomorrow :P
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Essential reading for drunks
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Essential reading for drunks
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Too funny! I liked this one,
306. I can't come in today. When I got home from work yesterday, I received bad news of the death of a family member. To get over the shock I went to this bar downtown, and had a little to much to drink. I took a taxi at the end of the evening, feeling quiet intoxicated, with an upset stomach. I told the taxi driver that I had gas pains and he brought me to the greyhound station and put me on the bus to Gasbai. I am a little low on cash so I'm not sure when I will be in.
306. I can't come in today. When I got home from work yesterday, I received bad news of the death of a family member. To get over the shock I went to this bar downtown, and had a little to much to drink. I took a taxi at the end of the evening, feeling quiet intoxicated, with an upset stomach. I told the taxi driver that I had gas pains and he brought me to the greyhound station and put me on the bus to Gasbai. I am a little low on cash so I'm not sure when I will be in.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Well the Misery anniversary shows are mandatory, and those are happening here next weekend.
So if I go, it would only be through Saturday at the latest, and that's if I fly. I'll definitely keep you apprised. Now if Palinka were going, I'd crawl on my hands and knees to the east coast.
Which I may very well end up doing anyhow... :lol:
So if I go, it would only be through Saturday at the latest, and that's if I fly. I'll definitely keep you apprised. Now if Palinka were going, I'd crawl on my hands and knees to the east coast.
Which I may very well end up doing anyhow... :lol:
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If you can't make it next weekend, give me an advance notice when you do go. I go often, just to remind myself that there are people with teeth.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Well the Misery anniversary shows are mandatory, and those are happening here next weekend.
So if I go, it would only be through Saturday at the latest, and that's if I fly. I'll definitely keep you apprised. Now if Palinka were going, I'd crawl on my hands and knees to the east coast.
Which I may very well end up doing anyhow... :lol:
Gosh, talk about Gotham city...Palinka in NY! Hells Kitchen would freeze over.
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No just the"drank too much last night" Is classic :twisted:LuckyStrikes wrote:Too funny! I liked this one,
306. I can't come in today. When I got home from work yesterday, I received bad news of the death of a family member. To get over the shock I went to this bar downtown, and had a little to much to drink. I took a taxi at the end of the evening, feeling quiet intoxicated, with an upset stomach. I told the taxi driver that I had gas pains and he brought me to the greyhound station and put me on the bus to Gasbai. I am a little low on cash so I'm not sure when I will be in.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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I wish I could be there. I'd drag your feathers 'cross the dance floor.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Essential reading for drunks
TARTAN I love this site! Do you think this one would work?TARTANSPECIAL wrote:See what you think of this, i thought it was really good, and definately a help for tomorrow :P
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6. Defense excuse for necrophilia: Sorry your Honor but I thought it was an extra small bed with a lid, she didn't tell me to stop and any way the padding reminded me of my cell.
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The story of my life, that's on Thursday. I don't arrive until Friday. The Bickerson's (my parents) will be there. They are treating me to Hairspray Friday night, after the show I will play referee at the bar at their hotel, but the pay off is, they pick up the tab!!!!! We're talking Absolut folks!! Saturday night is all mine. I plan on dragging more than just feathers down Sixth Ave.!Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote: Why, will you be attending the pub stumble?
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That's a deal! It's a steal! It's the sale of the fucking century!LuckyStrikes wrote:...They are treating me to Hairspray Friday night, after the show I will play referee at the bar at their hotel, but the pay off is, they pick up the tab!!!! ...
Have fun! (Jesus, was that a redundant sentence).
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