Why Am I Bleeding Again?

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Chels! Where'd you get a picture of my Uncle Walt!?
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Ooooh! The bus station! That must be handy for you--nudge nudge wink wink!
Savage you oughta know...you've worked enough of 'em. Anyways, i heard Cisco was looking for ya.....


Well yeah, but when he found out I
had a strong gag reflex, he decided to keep you on the payroll
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shit! i had haveing to re edit. I qwish i could type drunk!
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Savage Swiller wrote:shit! i had haveing to re edit. I qwish i could type drunk!
'Tis an art, to be sure.
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Savage Swiller wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Ooooh! The bus station! That must be handy for you--nudge nudge wink wink!
Savage you oughta know...you've worked enough of 'em. Anyways, i heard Cisco was looking for ya.....


Well yeah, but when he found out I
had a strong gag reflex, he decided to keep you on the payroll
I'm finished with you. My avatar has some last words for you: "Ho, Ho, Ho." Ho.
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come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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MassiveDrunk wrote:come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Indeed. Here's a bribe:

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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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fdoosey wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Indeed. Here's a bribe:

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Sorry. The buck stops here. Especially bucks that I can't touch.
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Post by fdoosey »

MassiveDrunk:

That guy in your avatar has to be among the happiest people I've ever seen.

Awesome, sir.

Lucky:

10 thousand ain't enough?
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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thanks frank, hows your flask im thinking about ordering one, let me know
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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fdoosey wrote:MassiveDrunk:

That guy in your avatar has to be among the happiest people I've ever seen.

Awesome, sir.

Lucky:

10 thousand ain't enough?
Double or nothin'. And ya gotta come up with the same for Savage. God knows she needs it, Thunderbird is drinking all her stash.
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Re: Why Am I Bleeding Again?

Post by Stellahound »

Palinka wrote:How come there is a hole in my wall?
Where did all the vodka go?
Who is that strange woman?
Why is my building supervisor serving me with an eviction notice?
Why are all the CDs broken?
Who drew on the TV?
What is that green stuff?
Why am I vomiting blood?
Why is there broken glass everywhere?
What is that smell?
How come my trousers are ripped?
What's with all the salt?
Why are my golf clubs in bed with me?
Really, who is the strange woman?
Where is my coat?
AND WHY CAN'T I FUCKING SLEEP?

Fuck it! Going to the pub!!!
The keys are under the doormat.
If you want to burgle me, would you mind tidying up a bit?

What a load of pretentious Bollocks......
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Post by massivedrunk »

[quote="Stellahound

What a load of pretentious Bollocks......[/quote]

come on sir its just palinka being himself
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

MassiveDrunk wrote:come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Actually, I'm enjoying all this cat fighting. Its getting me all hot and bothered. Go Lucky, kick her arse!

And if you two could rip each others clothes off too it would really be a plus.
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UnkleLemmy wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Actually, I'm enjoying all this cat fighting. Its getting me all hot and bothered. Go Lucky, kick her arse!

And if you two could rip each others clothes off too it would really be a plus.
You missed that?!? I guess you missed the mud wrestling too.....
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