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UnkleLemmy
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:come on ladies cant you kiss and make up, really seriously i mean it
Actually, I'm enjoying all this cat fighting. Its getting me all hot and bothered. Go Lucky, kick her arse!

And if you two could rip each others clothes off too it would really be a plus.
You missed that?!? I guess you missed the mud wrestling too.....
I must have been making Daiguris in the kitchen with the penquin then.
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UnkleLemmy wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote: Actually, I'm enjoying all this cat fighting. Its getting me all hot and bothered. Go Lucky, kick her arse!

And if you two could rip each others clothes off too it would really be a plus.
You missed that?!? I guess you missed the mud wrestling too.....
I must have been making Daiguris in the kitchen with the penquin then.
Too bad. We had so much fun smearing all that mud all over...each other...
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Yeah, but me and the penquin did body shots. Boy is he a frisky little bugger.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

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LuckyStrikes wrote:Double or nothin'. And ya gotta come up with the same for Savage. God knows she needs it, Thunderbird is drinking all her stash.
I'll do better than double:

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If THAT don't grab ya, I will, er, I mean, NOTHING will....yeah.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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MassiveDrunk wrote:thanks frank, hows your flask im thinking about ordering one, let me know
It's a pretty decent size - unless it's reinforced, blast-proof steel, I'd say it holds 8 ounces at a minimum.

I told the wife she'll have to take a pic of me in all my MDM regalia. She rolled her eyes at me.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Owwww. That thing that used to be my head, hurts. I need a nap. Oh, and lucky, keep driving our price up. Maybe then we can open an MDM rest home for tired drunks.
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Savage Swiller wrote:Owwww. That thing that used to be my head, hurts. I need a nap. Oh, and lucky, keep driving our price up. Maybe then we can open an MDM rest home for tired drunks.
You heard the lady fdoosey. More, we want MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Owwww. That thing that used to be my head, hurts. I need a nap. Oh, and lucky, keep driving our price up. Maybe then we can open an MDM rest home for tired drunks.
You heard the lady fdoosey. More, we want MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, if I had a nickel every time the ladies asked for more...I'd be broke.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Jeez, if I had a nickel every time the ladies asked for more...I'd be broke.[/quote]


Ladies and Gentlemen, that was our ever-humble fdoosey. Let's give him a great big hand!!!
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Savage Swiller wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen, that was our ever-humble fdoosey. Let's give him a great big hand!!!
Indeed, my pre-wife luck with the ladies necessitated the use of my big hand (it is a big hand, my ring is size 15)...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Savage Swiller wrote:Jeez, if I had a nickel every time the ladies asked for more...I'd be broke.

Ladies and Gentlemen, that was our ever-humble fdoosey. Let's give him a great big hand!!![/quote]

Too modest our fdoosey. We always ask for more because its so damn good.....
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Christ, I got pretty banged up when I rode my bike at high speed into a telephone pole. I hope it heals quickly, there are important plans this month.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:Too modest our fdoosey. We always ask for more because its so damn good.....
I simply want people to be pleasantly surprised. If they go in expecting nothing, it's very hard to disappoint, and even mediocrity appears to be greatness.

It's all an illusion and never mind the fat guy in the MDM shirt...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

:oops: I just realized the new av kind of looks like me. With the right makeup job. Yikes!
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::oops: I just realized the new av kind of looks like me. With the right makeup job. Yikes!
I meant to tell you that last night, but was too drunk. I like your new avatar. Perfect!

What's wrong with the way she looks? Her cheeks may be a bit a rosy, but only because she had to skateboard seven miles in snow to get that 40 with just a bustier on...
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