"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"

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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"

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And, back to the original theme of this thread...

Check this shit out, yo: DRAGON MAGAZINE ISSUE VOL.1 #1 FROM 1976! {may take a while to load}

These are kind of hard to find online due to copyright issues with the various publishers. I like looking at the old ads, especially when the mag gets into the dawn of the PC age in the 1980's.
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Sorry to interrupt, but the mathematical discrepancy has me boggling. Posts vs views. That is all.

Apparently, the entire world is following this thread keenly. Perhaps China's 1.4 billion souls find this thread attractive for some reason, despite their internet censorship.

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Well, frankennietzsche is a very hansdsome (and available) chap.
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The people flock to me threads for they covet my links.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankennietzsche wrote:The people flock to me threads for they covet my links.



Amen.

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frankennietzsche wrote:The people flock to me threads for they covet my links.
I'm fleein', with a big bag of frankennietzsche links, labeled SWAG. I'll sell these off and tell people they fell off a truck.
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For some reason, I think that this belongs here:

"FWC officer finds coffin full of strange weapons"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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frankennietzsche wrote:For some reason, I think that this belongs here:

"FWC officer finds coffin full of strange weapons"
"According to MyNews13, the weapons found in the coffin included:"

So that's who stole my shopping list. You rat bastards.
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Who's Who?
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Palinka wrote:Who's Who?
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Magnetic Putty, does it chug?

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mistah willies wrote:Magnetic Putty, does it chug?
I require significant quantities of this substance, for purposes of world domination. Interested arms dealers, you have my number. Let's discuss.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Personally, I find the set of large, black tongs to be raaaaaaather menacing.

But wif all yo mad skills, I can't believe you missed Jesus face found on rusty air conditioner. He looks more like a cleric though than a true anglo-Jesus. It's in Jackson, Mississippi. Maybe we can get the Judge to check it out, make the dude an offer if it's foreal. It would go great with my collection of tree stumps that bear a passing resemblance to famous televangelists.
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Freaky looking, indeed.



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Not many folks around this rez use air conditioning. Become acclimated to your climate, right?

Does this make me an unwashed heathen against the church of the air conditioner? Do you have to use air shampoo beforehand? Repeat as needed?











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