"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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When you get bored with those, try Lost - The Computer RPG...
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Sweet som more time wasters... although as much as I enjoy playing with myself, involving others is fun too.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Here's an opinion...
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Here's a real time-waster, if'n you're the type that likes the books:

http://lotrproject.com/

http://lotrproject.com/statistics/books/
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
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Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
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Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)
"do you drive?"
"no"
"Why not?"
"Because you won't be my friend"

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Palinka wrote:Here's a strange one; an opportunity to talk with a proto-A.I. (just don't ask it about Skynet...)

That chick told me to leave or she would get a divorce. What?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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shoot her through the bathroom door and claim she was a burglar
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"Hello, blah blah blah---"

Hello, what is your favorite drink?

"I like milkshakes."

Do you like booze?

"I like the Lord of the Rings"


So, you fellow Drunkards, have any of you ever tasted a drink called "The Lord Of The Rings?"

Side note: her teeth remind me of Frodo's in that fine trilogy.


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