Cards Against Humanity

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Mister Priapus
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We didn't even start playing until I had at least three of some sort of Gilligan's Island theme cocktail. That shit was designed for when you're lit.
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Indeed, hilarious shit. Couple of bars here have that game as well.

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last time I played it got put away because I was too offensive
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Mr. Viking wrote:last time I played it got put away because I was too offensive
You play with weak willed nancy boys then. There is no such thing as too offensive.

Some of my favorites from my first time playing.

What gets better with age?

Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.

What helps Obama unwind?

Pixelated bukkake.

And my favorite that my beloved wife played.

Daddy, why is Mommy crying?

50,00 volts straight to the nipples.
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