The Nastiest Stuff I Ever Drank

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The worst liquor ever is Absolut Peppar. Satan in your mouth

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TheMutineer wrote:The worst liquor ever is Absolut Peppar. Satan in your mouth
I've got to agree with you, I thought it would be not that bad, but it was fuggin' hell on earth. A buddy and i had drunk everything else he had in the house, looked up and saw a half-full bottle of Peppar and decided to take a shot. GACK. I will not repeat the mistake.

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As a teenager I once drank a bottle of vermouth. Sick.

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its happened a few times- you know those people who save their empty booze bottles on top of the fridge like finishing a bottle is some kind of goddamn accomplishment? i won't get into how stupid that shit is but anyways... 2 or 3 nights in my life found me desperate, poor, and thirsty enough to raid these bottle collections and pour the last few drops of booze into a shot glass. so sad. the worst mixture of vodkarumwhiskeyjagergin and whatever the hell else was up there, but mostly just booze-flavored backwash. so shitty.

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DrinkPlanner wrote:
TheMutineer wrote:The worst liquor ever is Absolut Peppar. Satan in your mouth
I've got to agree with you, I thought it would be not that bad, but it was fuggin' hell on earth. A buddy and i had drunk everything else he had in the house, looked up and saw a half-full bottle of Peppar and decided to take a shot. GACK. I will not repeat the mistake.
i heard that goes decently with bloody marys. never had that but i did have absolut kurant. i can't even describe what that tasted like but it wasn't like anything fruity. i couldn't mix it with anything.
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calx wrote:
i heard that goes decently with bloody marys. never had that but i did have absolut kurant. i can't even describe what that tasted like but it wasn't like anything fruity. i couldn't mix it with anything.

Sweetheart, once again, you are reading my mind.

Absolut in general is a mule kick to the teeth. It is booze refuse that, as a former beertender, who maybe knows one booze from another from a professional perspective (who am I kidding - I know from sampling every damned brand on the shelves), I wouldn't put in the damne well. It is liquid dumpster denizen rendered civil by a brilliant marketing campaign. Hell, Fleischmann's is smoother than Absolut. I think Absolut just started dumpin' crystal meth into it just to test the limits of their obviously tastebud challenged customers.

The reading my mind bit - as I read the title of the thread I was thinkin' - "What was that hellacious liquid Satan had me do in Jeremiah's that night?" And you provided the answer - Kurant. EGADS! This horrifying concoction wouldn't be served in hell. It is offensive to every sense save your ears, only that it cannot speak. Well, if ya get to it early enough. Steer clear, fellow beloved drunkards.
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I've had habanero-infused Vodka, and it wasn't pleasent. I drank a bit of it, in shot form, as it was free, but not it wasn't nice at all.
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Stroh 80 was the worst i've had.....apparently its a type of aussie rum (how it resembles rum i dont know it tastes like spiced paint stripper)

altho when i drank it i never flinched and made sure i looked like i thoroughly enjoyed the stuff.....remind me to stick to hapsburg 90% absinthe for my future high proof needs.
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captain gonzo wrote:Stroh 80 was the worst i've had.....apparently its a type of aussie rum (how it resembles rum i dont know it tastes like spiced paint stripper)

altho when i drank it i never flinched and made sure i looked like i thoroughly enjoyed the stuff.....remind me to stick to hapsburg 90% absinthe for my future high proof needs.
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3:07 for me. What the fuck was that?
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Mayhem wrote:3:07 for me. What the fuck was that?
I have no earthly idea
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Oh dear lord.....that guy needs to come off the speed.

Maybe he should just down a bottle of whiskey to calm him down?
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Ouzo is without a doubt the foulest tasting alcoholic beverage that I have ever had the (dis)honor to consume. A lava lamp shot, a 151, grenadine and Bailey's concoction that my friend makes is almost as bad, except for the fact that the flavor doesn't linger in your mouth for seeming interminable periods of time

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