Last Summer....
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Last Summer....
Well, I got home from holiday in Gran Canaria last week (Granny was payin', so I accepted the offer right away!), and I had an awesome time! I found this great Irish pub where I would be spending the rest of my evenings - one day, I was there as usual. The place was packed, due to some boxing match that was going on at the time - Well, that evening I managed to score a kiss from a fairly hot Irish girl, as well as sing karaoke (my extremely deep, operatic vocal style didn't seem to fit "Summer of 69", but what the hell!) - It was a great evening, I had lotsa' fun - then it got to the time where I was about to head on home - I went the rout I always went, but suddenley after a while I stopped and thought, "Wait a minute....this ain't the right place!" - I spent the next 2,5 hours trying to get home (I only realised after a coupla' hours that I just had to go towards the beach, which would eventually lead me to our bungalow) - When I finally got home, I met granny in the kitchen and she said, "Oh, you already up? You wanna go to the beach?", and I just said, in all my drunken glory, "Nah, I needa' sleep, just got home!" - That was a great night indeed!
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That's it? Thats the whole story?
To sit down with these men and deal with them as a representative of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride one's own dignity and to invite the disaster their treachery will bring upon us - Gen. Ridgeway
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Mr. Viking
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why didn't you go to the beach?
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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BBoozer
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Give the guy a break. He was on holliday with his grandmother, so I'm sure this evening was a very exciting distraction. The advantage of being young is that getting drunk is quick and cheap (and granny pays!). And a kiss from a hot Irish girl...
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Getting drunk has never been cheap for me :(. Maybe I'll turn young someday soon.
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Mr. Viking
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can you not make homebrew, or build a still? I couldn't survive anywhere in Scandanavia. I'd love the cold and all the smoked and pickled fish, but I could not live with those booze pricesBur wrote:Getting drunk has never been cheap for me :(. Maybe I'll turn young someday soon.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Where did you guys get the idea that I'm young? 28 ain't exactly teenage - well then, since you're all so hardcore, I'll post some of my more juicy stories.
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ThirstyDrunk
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DeeboCools
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My grandparents have all already died from smoking and eating too much. I chose a healthier habit... old crow.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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BBoozer
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Yes, get them hardcore stories coming. Still waiting...Mglaffas wrote:Where did you guys get the idea that I'm young? 28 ain't exactly teenage - well then, since you're all so hardcore, I'll post some of my more juicy stories.