Breastfed Drunkard

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Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:15 pm

"Momma, can i have some milk?"

This may come off as odd, but I was breastfed until i was 13.

See, my step mom felt the breast milk was more nutritional for a growing boy. She was having babies with papa during these times, and through these resources, she decided to put me on her tit for my own good. I tend to agree with her decision there..

So, papa had his whiskey stashed pretty well, but i knew where it was. I was sick of the "sip the backwash from the beer can game" at family gatherings, so i started mixing the whiskey with my breast milk. She would let me feed as she was falling asleep, so I'd pour the whiskey down her huge tits while i fed. Luckily i was never caught, and this was my first experience with whiskey.

Unfortunately, she "86d" me from the tit once i hit puberty.I

Not sure if anyone can relate?
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by Nausea » Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:52 pm

I can totally relate to this.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:25 pm

Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:52 pm
I can totally relate to this.
Hey Nausea,

Yes, i think we always remember that first taste. Not sure of your experience, but this was some cheap whiskey i weaned myself onto, Seagrams I'm sure. To this day, i sometimes make a warm milk to remind me and whiskey for comfort (also known as Bear Milk). And this the taste i remember (closest I've found).

It's:

a little honey,
dash of clove,
Dash of nutmeg
Slight dash of vanilla

Into the whiskey and milk. Warm to body temp.
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:26 pm

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Just for reference on my step mom's size back in those days.

Very much similar from what i remember, so you can see the logistics of how hard it pouring the whiskey down those covertly.
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:31 am

Your step mom?

I call BS.

Lame thread anyway.

Try to be more original for drink`s sake!!!!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:15 pm

My first taste of whiskey now taking heat too, what a surprise...

Gotta say, ive seen some tall tells in other threads aside from mine, but I've held my tongue

Kinda hard to just make up being breastfed, and papa married my step mom
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by Nausea » Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:44 pm

WOW gr8 BEWBIEZ
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:06 pm

ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:15 pm
My first taste of whiskey now taking heat too, what a surprise...

Gotta say, ive seen some tall tells in other threads aside from mine, but I've held my tongue

Kinda hard to just make up being breastfed, and papa married my step mom
I fucking hate it when people do or say stupid shit and, when they get called on it, they play the victim.

Stupid thread.

Fuck!

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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:45 pm

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:06 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:15 pm
My first taste of whiskey now taking heat too, what a surprise...

Gotta say, ive seen some tall tells in other threads aside from mine, but I've held my tongue

Kinda hard to just make up being breastfed, and papa married my step mom
I fucking hate it when people do or say stupid shit and, when they get called on it, they play the victim.

Stupid thread.

Fuck!
Hey,

What are you drinking?
What are you eating?
Day in a nutshell please?
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:01 pm

ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:45 pm
Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:06 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:15 pm
My first taste of whiskey now taking heat too, what a surprise...

Gotta say, ive seen some tall tells in other threads aside from mine, but I've held my tongue

Kinda hard to just make up being breastfed, and papa married my step mom
I fucking hate it when people do or say stupid shit and, when they get called on it, they play the victim.

Stupid thread.

Fuck!
Hey,

What are you drinking?
What are you eating?
Day in a nutshell please?
What are you drinking? A big ol' glass of Nunya Delux.
What are you eating? The house special from the GFY Cafe.
Day in a nutshell please? I spent the day NOT being interviewed by the local high school paper and I'm not gonna start now.

FUCK

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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:58 am

Isn't Jimmy a sweetheart? Told ya T-Bird he was a drunkard with Tourette's and not to be reckoned with. At one point we thought we drove a stake through his heart (hence the RIP) but to no avail. Not sure who freed him from his shackles from his corporate office desk...hmm....
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Re: Breastfed Drunkard

Post by ThirstyBirdy » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:24 am

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:01 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:45 pm
Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:06 pm


I fucking hate it when people do or say stupid shit and, when they get called on it, they play the victim.

Stupid thread.

Fuck!
Hey,

What are you drinking?
What are you eating?
Day in a nutshell please?
What are you drinking? A big ol' glass of Nunya Delux.
What are you eating? The house special from the GFY Cafe.
Day in a nutshell please? I spent the day NOT being interviewed by the local high school paper and I'm not gonna start now.

FUCK
You're being unfun!
"I drink to make other people more interesting."

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