The Drunken Jig

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ThirstyBirdy
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The Drunken Jig

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I had been pulling it for years until I saw a red headed douche pulling the same move. Only then did I realize I must have looked like that tard all along. And all along I thought the females cleared the dance floor impressed by my skills, until this dipshit showed me in fact they had an aversion to it.

I never pulled it again.

The end.
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oldsmartskunk
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Re: The Drunken Jig

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When you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.

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Pat Magroin
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Re: The Drunken Jig

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:20 am
When you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
Also...."No one's ugly at two a.m.!"
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?

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Re: The Drunken Jig

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Pat Magroin wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:38 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:20 am
When you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
Also...."No one's ugly at two a.m.!"
I am.
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