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yea, 90 degrees and rain. By the time we get there, it will be sunny and warm.
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The folks who run the travel industry are retards. To make things more efficient, airports have installed electronic kiosks where passengers can simply scan their ID and punch in their airline confirmation number. The kiosk then prints your boarding pass and you are on your way. The only problem is, those things never work. NEVER. Those geniuses who came up with this system are probably the same fuckheads that said "the efficiency of these new kiosks allow us to eliminate 90 percent of our staff."

Because of this insane collection of poor decisions, airports are 75 percent less efficient than they were before the installation of the kiosks.

Brilliant!

It is now 5:46 AM. The airport bar opens in 14 minutes.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:47 am
The folks who run the travel industry are retards. To make things more efficient, airports have installed electronic kiosks where passengers can simply scan their ID and punch in their airline confirmation number. The kiosk then prints your boarding pass and you are on your way. The only problem is, those things never work. NEVER. Those geniuses who came up with this system are probably the same fuckheads that said "the efficiency of these new kiosks allow us to eliminate 90 percent of our staff."

Because of this insane collection of poor decisions, airports are 75 percent less efficient than they were before the installation of the kiosks.

Brilliant!

It is now 5:46 AM. The airport bar opens in 14 minutes.
They want your data, not your money
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:47 am
It is now 5:46 AM. The airport bar opens in 14 minutes.
The bar opens at 6AM? That is brilliant.
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MADE IT!!!!

Got a hand full of pesos and I'm thirsty.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:17 pm
MADE IT!!!!

Got a hand full of pesos and I'm thirsty.
Still not seeing you passed out on the beach on the cam.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:56 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:17 pm
MADE IT!!!!

Got a hand full of pesos and I'm thirsty.
Still not seeing you being washed on shore on the cam.

Lets be more precise here Patch
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:29 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:37 pm
Puerto Vallarta 2020

Fuck it. In 24 hours, I will be in Puerto Vallarta. here's a link to the web cam located on the beach right outside our hotel: Here's a web cam located right outside our hotel:

http://www.cuatesycuetes.com/

We will be the gringos with drinks in our faces.
Looks like it's raining there now. We'll keep our eyes peeled for you.
Early Spring break is the time to go there. Summers are just unbearable with the humidity and stagnant air.
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