Drunkest You've Ever Been?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:54 am

Yeah, I noticed they've built several drive-thru, 24-hour Dunkin Donuts...not that it matters cause the guy on the speaker doesn't understand word one of English anyway. After 3 minutes of attempted enunciation, I just yelled, "surprise me!"...

But really, why in God's name would you go for drive-thru stale donuts at 3 AM when there's a multitude of diners?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:59 am

fdoosey wrote:Yeah, I noticed they've built several drive-thru, 24-hour Dunkin Donuts...not that it matters cause the guy on the speaker doesn't understand word one of English anyway. After 3 minutes of attempted enunciation, I just yelled, "surprise me!"...

But really, why in God's name would you go for drive-thru stale donuts at 3 AM when there's a multitude of diners?

We don't have Dunkin's down here. We have Krispy Kreme.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:03 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:We don't have Dunkin's down here. We have Krispy Kreme.

Some places sell them, but only in NYC have I seen a store...and man, those are by FAR the best donuts I've had. Easily.

I love when a thread gets sidetrac....ooh! Shiny! *runs off*

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:04 am

LuckyStrikes wrote: We don't have Dunkin's down here. We have Krispy Kreme.

Hopefully you thank your lucky stars everyday for that. Nothing against DD, but Krispy Kreme's.... arrrrrhggghlll (that's me trying to discover the literary equivalent of Homer's drooling sound).

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:28 am

Mad Scientist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: We don't have Dunkin's down here. We have Krispy Kreme.
Hopefully you thank your lucky stars everyday for that. Nothing against DD, but Krispy Kreme's.... arrrrrhggghlll (that's me trying to discover the literary equivalent of Homer's drooling sound).

They melt in your mouth.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:32 am

LuckyStrikes wrote: They melt in your mouth.

Damn, woman, I'm trying to be good here, but you make it so hard... to be good, that is. :twisted:

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:39 am

Mad Scientist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: They melt in your mouth.
Damn, woman, I'm trying to be good here, but you make it so hard... to be good, that is. :twisted:

She hears that from all the guys...about being good...or something.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:40 am

Mad Scientist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: They melt in your mouth.
Damn, woman, I'm trying to be good here, but you make it so hard... to be good, that is. :twisted:

Goodness has nothing to do with it. :twisted:

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:55 am

Palinka wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:...I heard I had some stiff competition with Palinka for resident Grammar God...
Hmmm...
Still waiting for explanations of tmesis and the third conditional. While we are at it, perhaps you could give an example of a gerund that doesn't end in -ing, and an example of the subjunctive?
Take your time.

Seems as though other people beat me to it, but what the fuck ever. If I had been less drunk/hungover yesterday, I would have answered you. As for gerunds, as far as I know, they all end in -ing. However, I insist that you tell me if I have erred.

Are you satisfied now, Herr Palinka?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:25 pm

fdoosey wrote:
Mad Scientist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: They melt in your mouth.
Damn, woman, I'm trying to be good here, but you make it so hard... to be good, that is. :twisted:
She hears that from all the guys...about being good...or something.

Good time. They're always lookin' for a good time. Will pay for one for too!!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:41 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Good time. They're always lookin' for a good time. Will pay for one for too!!

Does buying you drinks count as payment?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:43 pm

fdoosey wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Good time. They're always lookin' for a good time. Will pay for one for too!!
Does buying you drinks count as payment?

Drinks are included in the 'good time' menu. SavageFillHer will work for drinks though...

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:47 pm

fdoosey wrote: Does buying you drinks count as payment?

Holy shit, you crack me up Fdoosey... as if there's any other way to pay. Whoo! :lol:

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:49 pm

Mad Scientist wrote:
fdoosey wrote: Does buying you drinks count as payment?
Holy shit, you crack me up Fdoosey... as if there's any other way to pay. Whoo! :lol:

Point taken, Herr Doktor. :D

Cam L Toe · Post by **Cam L Toe** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:15 pm

Ummm...the day Joey Ramone died I went out and got so hammered on shots of vodka that they threw me out of the bar for flashing people... :oops: