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The first time I ever got drunk was on a cheap $15 bottle of 100 proof smirnoff vodka.

My friend got it for me, and we holed ourselves up in my old house for a night of drinking. I was fine, for a while. We took shots, played drinking games, and got so drunk that we could barely stand.

I had been seeing a (much older) man at the time, and we were going through some problems. Being the sentimental/dramatic girl that I am, and of course the hooch always makes it seem like a good idea, I called him up. He was already mad at me, so he refused to answer my call and I got his voicemail. I left him a very drunken, very heated message and needless to say it was the catalyst that ended THAT relationship.

It was the best thing cheap liquor has ever done for me :wink:

Anyway, after leaving said voicemail I was sitting in the floor between the couch and the coffee table, drink in hand, when I suddenly just vomited. It was a seal breaker, too. From that point on, I ended up puking 14 times, waking up the next morning and throwing up twice more.

Did I learn a lesson? Nope. It was the beginning of the best relationship with the best partner I've ever had. (())


I don't go on very many cheap dates anymore, though :lol:

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excellent, welcome to the fold
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You, my friend, belong here. Totally. I want to frame you story for all the world to see. As I read it, it just kept getting better and better; and more importantly, it seems so short but with so much action. Not one to mess around, you seem!

Welcome aboard totally, and I drink good bordeauxs and smooth bourbon with the occasional frou frou blender drink.

It's nice to know you.
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
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Thank you ;) I believe I might have found home.

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i need to know who was keeping count.
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Oh we both were lol

It wasn't the sort of vomiting one forgets, I was sore for a week after that.

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i need to know who was keeping count.
This is why she's a senior member. Not just a drunkard, but also a client.

Learn.................
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
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