I night of drinking gone wrong!

The Crack Monkey · Post by **The Crack Monkey** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:32 pm

Bah! I am so ashamed of myself!

I'd planned on a good pre-Christmas drunk last night. Hit one bar and started feeling good, then moved on to the second one.

Beer wasn't going down too well. Actually, I was not feeling too well. Switched over to Sprite for a few minutes (gasp!), then told the bartender "Hey, hand me that garbage can over there, would ya?"

Sure enough, a few minutes later, I was spewing my guts out. Not necessarily a bad thing at a bar, but it wasn't even alocohol related.

I thought about starting to drink again, but just felt too lousy. Dammit! The 24 hour flu. What have I done to deserve this horrible punishment?

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:57 pm

CrackMonkey wrote:I thought about starting to drink again, but just felt too lousy. Dammit! The 24 hour flu. What have I done to deserve this horrible punishment?

I might of had something like that last night. I did one shot of Beam and it felt like it wanted to escape!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:29 pm

This is where brandy comes in handy.

Bone · Post by **Bone** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:50 am

I feel your pain. A few years ago Mardi Gras in St. Louis I started drinking at 7am. By noon I was smashed and getting very friendly with this girl. She wanted it and I wanted it, problem was I was too drunk. I ended up throwing up on the cab ride home, passing out at 7pm, and my friend ended up fucking the chick on the bed next to me.

Sometimes booze gets the best of you.

General E. Fubar · Post by **General E. Fubar** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:27 pm

Bone wrote:I feel your pain. A few years ago Mardi Gras in St. Louis I started drinking at 7am. By noon I was smashed and getting very friendly with this girl. She wanted it and I wanted it, problem was I was too drunk. I ended up throwing up on the cab ride home, passing out at 7pm, and my friend ended up fucking the chick on the bed next to me.

Sometimes booze gets the best of you.

Now that is a ... sad story, and by saying sad It took a while to figure out how to put it

lanternchikk · Post by **lanternchikk** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:37 pm

Strange...everyone on here (including me) feeling sick and fucked up in some way in the last few days, and puking...

The Crack Monkey · Post by **The Crack Monkey** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:41 pm

Ya know, being sick for Christmas sucks.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:01 am

Bone wrote:I feel your pain. A few years ago Mardi Gras in St. Louis I started drinking at 7am. By noon I was smashed and getting very friendly with this girl. She wanted it and I wanted it, problem was I was too drunk. I ended up throwing up on the cab ride home, passing out at 7pm, and my friend ended up fucking the chick on the bed next to me.

Sometimes booze gets the best of you.

That story is sad. I give it an eight. Now pour me a big bourbon, drink monkey!

daphne · Post by **daphne** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:20 am

However, on the big monkey scale, this means he's clear for New Years.

I am optimistic.

The Crack Monkey · Post by **The Crack Monkey** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:09 pm

This just in: The soda crackers the bartender gives you after you throw up are *NOT* meant to be used as glasses! "Greg, are you going to eat those things or just play with them? God dammit! You're worse than my child!"

Who'd have thunk it?

On a happy note, I'm feeling better and am preparing to venture out to the drinkery tonight. Hopefully things will go better this time! O%O

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