I was at the local, ordering shots of damn near Switchgrass Processed Booze. A girl was next to me, and wasnt gettting served(I get served fast). I asked her what she was ordering, she explained a Miller Light and a Bud Light. I offered to order, for the cost of 5 bucks or so. I'm a regular, they serve me first.
After a while a guy comes up to me
"Dude, why did you buy my girlfriend a beer?"
"Oh man, I'm sorry, I just tacked on the order to mine"
"Fuck you man, you hitting on my girl?"
at this point, the owner 86'd the guy, armed with a Baseball Bat from the 1970s.
The Point of the whole story.
I dunno, I'm Barely Past Retarded.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86%27edJohnnyTequila wrote:vat69 wrote:ok. i am from australia so i dont know what the hell the term "86'd" means.
can someone please shed some light on this?
To be "86'd" means to be thrown out of a bar, usually permanently.
I forget what the actual number "86" refers to.
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Re: Not Tonight but Last Night.
gud on ye ald sonmassivedrunk wrote:I was at the local, ordering shots of damn near Switchgrass Processed Booze. A girl was next to me, and wasnt gettting served(I get served fast). I asked her what she was ordering, she explained a Miller Light and a Bud Light. I offered to order, for the cost of 5 bucks or so. I'm a regular, they serve me first.
After a while a guy comes up to me
"Dude, why did you buy my girlfriend a beer?"
"Oh man, I'm sorry, I just tacked on the order to mine"
"Fuck you man, you hitting on my girl?"
at this point, the owner 86'd the guy, armed with a Baseball Bat from the 1970s.
The Point of the whole story.
I dunno, I'm Barely Past Retarded.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.