its one of my favorite storiesl
he says loose my number and dont call me or im me again. i asked u how do iknow that u wont ditch me for anyone when we get there and u said that i would have to trust u. well u proved that u cant be trusted
and are not honest. here i thought that we were having a good time
together and when i get off the phone and light up a cigarette that
dude tellls me that he is taking u home. after i paid for your shit
for u. u dick me over like that. hell no happens once and never
again. erase me and loose my fucking phone number and get your
fucking teeth fixed. nasty ass bitch.
and the guy that took me home...well...he did the whole put out or
get out...so my sorry ass got stranded in marietta. Thank god my
roommate is a godsend.
The truely funny thing about this little life lesson* is that 3
years ago almost the same thing happened to me. Only that time I
fucked the guy. Look, I'm growing as a person.
karma never worked so fast (this happened last may)
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karma never worked so fast (this happened last may)
I'm not drunk I just have a speech impediment...and a stomach virus...and a inner ear infection - Brian Griffin
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yeah, well...
I'd say don't be mean, but I can take it, i'm not even likely to remember it
I'm not drunk I just have a speech impediment...and a stomach virus...and a inner ear infection - Brian Griffin
it gives me a good feeling, like when you get drunk and fall asleep in the snow - Moe
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Re: karma never worked so fast (this happened last may)
I will have to agree with Nic. OK, and also . . . I try my best to not play grammar police too often. That being said, is this really that difficult????don't panic wrote:its one of my favorite storiesl
he says loose my number and dont call me or im me again. i asked u how do iknow that u wont ditch me for anyone when we get there and u said that i would have to trust u. well u proved that u cant be trusted
and are not honest. here i thought that we were having a good time
together and when i get off the phone and light up a cigarette that
dude tellls me that he is taking u home. after i paid for your shit
for u. u dick me over like that. hell no happens once and never
again. erase me and loose my fucking phone number and get your
fucking teeth fixed. nasty ass bitch.
and the guy that took me home...well...he did the whole put out or
get out...so my sorry ass got stranded in marietta. Thank god my
roommate is a godsend.
The truely funny thing about this little life lesson* is that 3
years ago almost the same thing happened to me. Only that time I
fucked the guy. Look, I'm growing as a person.
LOOSE = NOT TIGHT
LOSE = "LOSE MY FUCKING NUMBER YOU SKANKY WHORE BITCH" (paraphrased from the earlier post)
Whew. I feel better.
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I"ve spent most of my undrunk adult life playing the bigger person, but I just don't feel like it this morning. I'm so sorry you weren't amused by my "you had to be there" although apparently horrible story. I'm sorry you need to play the part of the mean inked up bitch to make yourself feel better. I realize this is a public forum and I'm just begging for an onslaught of belittlement. I'm sure this is what you want, so here is your attention. For once I'm not going to be the better person and just walk away, I'm sure you are ready for something even more rude and clever to say back, just making me look like a whiney girl, well go ahead, I have an addictive personality and for now this is my addiction, and mean words are the least of my problemsnic the chick wrote:i just looked at this story again and got mad...again.
(p.s. a dictionary was used for this post)
I'm not drunk I just have a speech impediment...and a stomach virus...and a inner ear infection - Brian Griffin
it gives me a good feeling, like when you get drunk and fall asleep in the snow - Moe
it gives me a good feeling, like when you get drunk and fall asleep in the snow - Moe
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Don't Panic.don't panic wrote:I"ve spent most of my undrunk adult life playing the bigger person, but I just don't feel like it this morning. I'm so sorry you weren't amused by my "you had to be there" although apparently horrible story. I'm sorry you need to play the part of the mean inked up bitch to make yourself feel better. I realize this is a public forum and I'm just begging for an onslaught of belittlement. I'm sure this is what you want, so here is your attention. For once I'm not going to be the better person and just walk away, I'm sure you are ready for something even more rude and clever to say back, just making me look like a whiney girl, well go ahead, I have an addictive personality and for now this is my addiction, and mean words are the least of my problemsnic the chick wrote:i just looked at this story again and got mad...again.
(p.s. a dictionary was used for this post)
She is evil, but good too!
A dose of humour is always in order around here, at least that is my limited experience.
I hope you don't take things too personally, because you don't need to fight to be here.
Although some folks might enjoy that.
Peace!
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