I feel like a failure as a drunkard for not reporting in earlier. Or perhaps it's been a success as I've been too incoherent to post.
I started off monday night getting getting competely and entirely drunk without care of work the next moring, or the health of that evil bastard I call my liver.
I'm now onto night #4. Came home early this time. Beer was not going down real well. I feel bloated.
Trying to keep it going firday and saturday also, then take a rest. We'll see what happens.
Night #4 of my bender
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Night #4 of my bender
Fine. I'll stop looking at strippers as sex objects as soon as they stop looking at me like dollar signs.
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