Young, alone, drunk, and pensive

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Shot Time
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Young, alone, drunk, and pensive

Post by Shot Time »

What do you think about?

I listen to music, stare at my dusty collection of books, and wonder what exactly I'm doing wrong, or what exactly I'm doing right...

if you don't have a local, find one, and learn to appreciate it...
Use to be cool

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Post by ***** »

Relax...rub one out. Make sure you wash thoroughly though afterwards, 'cause you sure don't want that hotdog + bleach smell on your hand every time you lift your glass.

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don't panic
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Post by don't panic »

what kind of hot dogs smell like bleach?

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Frankennietzsche
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

A freshly jerked one.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Post by don't panic »

astroglide and whisky maybe but bleach? maybe i don't know men like i thought i did

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Grace O'Malley
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Post by Grace O'Malley »

Ew.

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