Last night was our 25th Anniversary. We went to the Hilton and after crappy menu choices, lousy room service and pricey drinks, we high tailed it to the local. It was Karaoke night. The bartender/manager who was off that day stopped by with a card and flowers and bought us drinks. She didn't stay but it was nice. Troy, this guy who sings there alot had promised to sing "Sea of Love" by the Honeydrippers for us but reneged as he didn't know it.
I see a guy named Vince who is really a good sort and enlisted him to talk to the dj and get the song lined up (no I won't sing) and I had a plan. He talked to the best singer in the place and got him (reluctantly)to agree as long as he didn't lose his place on the sign up sheet(?). I am well into my cups by then. The wife is clueless (could have been the lemonade colored screwdrivers she was drinking many of). I step up to the mike, announced our anniversary, asked everyone to join in with us and said, "and the next round is on me!"
I seem to have alot of new friends now.
Number 7 nailed and crossed off the list.
Number 7. Buy the house a round.
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Number 7. Buy the house a round.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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I truly wouldn't know. I don't remember much after that.whiskeyprick wrote:That's awesome, Judge. Congrats.
I just hope no one ordered Old #7.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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I've managed to be drunk enough to do it twice. Both times I've wondered why the fuck I did it and wished I could do it more often.TheBigCasino wrote:#7, I did that in Mexico, i don't know if it counts on the list tjho'
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