Brutal Hammers... Got my ass kicked again

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:11 pm

Last Friday night I drove up to the Twin Cities to drink with an old friend from college. His townhouse community has a pool, and the weather was gorgeous. I got there around 4:30 and started drinking. I suggested that we pick up some red wine and vodka. We picked up a gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Sangria and a fifth of Smirnoff (we realized later we should have bought more vodka). He had a few other friends coming over so we bought some beer too. I started in on the BHs around 7:30. It took almost the whole bottle of vodka to make one pitcher. I have no idea how many I had before I finished off the pitcher. No more vodka! I suggested using Bacardi intead, but someone made a liquor run for more vodka. I started drunk dialing people. Sarge called me back around 10:00. I put him on speaker after a while and started playing President-Asshole (in retrospect perhaps one needn't play drinking games while drinking BHs). Then, I blacked out. I came to skinny dipping. I remember getting out of the pool and putting my shorts on. I blacked out again. I woke up on my buddy's couch a little after 7:00. I was later told I passed out around 12:30. I'm disappointed that I passed out so early, but I figure any night spent drinking BHs where I don't puke or wake up with blood on me is a good night.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:43 pm

I have vague recollections of talking to you, and being on speaker. Funny, the BHs were my undoing Friday night as well, I don't remember a thing after that.

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:03 am

Next time let me know said location of pass out couch. lol I do believe Rum would work with Wine also.

Lifer · Post by **Lifer** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:10 pm

Brutal Hammers and Wild Turkey are the cause of the only time I've puked in my parents house while they were home and awake.

It resulted in a lecture about "binge drinking" and "alcoholism" from my sister, and laughing from my mother.

Good times.

rune · Post by **rune** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:17 am

Schmehrnoff wrote:Next time let me know said location of pass out couch. lol I do believe Rum would work with Wine also.

The Sailor Jerry and merlot is very drinkable. Throw some frozen grapes in there too.

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:18 pm

rune wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:Next time let me know said location of pass out couch. lol I do believe Rum would work with Wine also.
The Sailor Jerry and merlot is very drinkable. Throw some frozen grapes in there too.

I think you may have been talking to Gripingatthewheel.

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:58 pm

yeah, but what about the headache in the morning? they kick my ass every time I get really drunk. What kind of remedies do you suggest, people? I realize this has been brought up before, but what the fuck.

Palmwine Drunkard · Post by **Palmwine Drunkard** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:47 pm

Ginger Martini wrote:yeah, but what about the headache in the morning? they kick my ass every time I get really drunk. What kind of remedies do you suggest, people? I realize this has been brought up before, but what the fuck.

Bloody Mary, with cumin and lime.
Crushed ice if available helps too.

Post by **Oggar** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:26 am

Ginger Martini wrote:yeah, but what about the headache in the morning? they kick my ass every time I get really drunk. What kind of remedies do you suggest, people? I realize this has been brought up before, but what the fuck.

I suggest not getting hangovers, it works for me.