I don't know who is the comedian who invented and popularize all those jokes about the role of France during WWII, but I'd happily bash him up with a history book. The saddest thing is that I know perfectly that a lot of people believe those things to be true.Freddie AppsHero wrote:That's a shame then. So it's something else.
I'm not too concerned about it though. Me losing my mind is like France losing her army. Not a big loss to humanity. :)
Long story short, I can't remember what happened last night.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Judge
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Most likely there is (and is today about many countries) a confusion with the French Government vs The French People and the French Military vs. The French Soldier.Mr Boozificator wrote:I don't know who is the comedian who invented and popularize all those jokes about the role of France during WWII, but I'd happily bash him up with a history book. The saddest thing is that I know perfectly that a lot of people believe those things to be true.Freddie AppsHero wrote:That's a shame then. So it's something else.
I'm not too concerned about it though. Me losing my mind is like France losing her army. Not a big loss to humanity. :)
Without the French people there would have been no French Underground/Resistance. I have a quippy line about DeGaul but I'll let the matter rest.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
I'll bet that you have ALS, original poster!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Fabricsoftner
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Freddie AppsHero wrote: Normally I remember everything, this is the first time I have memory loss from drinking...
You haven't been doing it right.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
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<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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JimLahey
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Shit, I don't remember what happened 8 minutes ago, forget yesterday!
Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
DisFabricsoftner wrote:Freddie AppsHero wrote: Normally I remember everything, this is the first time I have memory loss from drinking...
You haven't been doing it right.
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John Barleycorn
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Usually when you can't remember, it's because what happened was too traumatic for you to handle. Clearly you were sodomized by a clown and that memory had been mercifully suppressed.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
It's more likely that I sodomised a clown, actually. While wearing lots of inappropriate leather.
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BBoozer
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Bottoms up!Freddie AppsHero wrote:It's more likely that I sodomised a clown, actually. While wearing lots of inappropriate leather.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Damn straight. I've whipped up my famous beer cocktail, Lifty. It refreshes you while keeping you just drunk enough.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
And in celebration of my inebriation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gazsI0a6GtU
You must drink! Always drink!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gazsI0a6GtU
You must drink! Always drink!
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Wingman
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
one more thing i didn't do while single. damn.Freddie AppsHero wrote:It's more likely that I sodomised a clown, actually. While wearing lots of inappropriate leather.
Stupid should hurt.
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beerkegbilly
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Well it's time to drink some.
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JimLahey
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
You should get drunk, you might have drunken flashbacks!
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Savage
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
If only I could remember what I forget, and forget what I remember.
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