Long story short, I can't remember what happened last night.
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JimLahey
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
I want to sodomize a clown.
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
JimLahey wrote:I want to sodomize a clown.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Savage
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oh shit. i just googled this. i am so fucked. of course an hour from now, i won't even know what i was so upset about...DeeboCools wrote:Dude, it is extremely(astronomically) unlikely you have korsakoff's syndrome. You have to put in decades of sustained heavy drinking along with poor nutrition. Maybe you have, but you look fairly young to me.
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Mr Boozificator
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Don't worry Ma, I'll be there to help you anyway. Now where's the bourbon?Savage wrote:oh shit. i just googled this. i am so fucked. of course an hour from now, i won't even know what i was so upset about...DeeboCools wrote:Dude, it is extremely(astronomically) unlikely you have korsakoff's syndrome. You have to put in decades of sustained heavy drinking along with poor nutrition. Maybe you have, but you look fairly young to me.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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SevenofSevens
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
i'd cruise around in this topsy turvy world for a few. dreamy nightmares and nightmarish dreams. if i tally the count properly, i'd fucking be in heaven by the way i see it. rail a pk and finish my cup, i'm twelve tenths fucked and its not even seven - things are looking up. or down is it now?Savage wrote:If only I could remember what I forget, and forget what I remember.
my drink types are a cyclical device of life, and thus in line with pretty much every other circle-jerk function that provides timing between one drink to the next.
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I did the same. I think I have it. I need to get me some thiamine!Savage wrote:oh shit. i just googled this. i am so fucked. of course an hour from now, i won't even know what i was so upset about...DeeboCools wrote:Dude, it is extremely(astronomically) unlikely you have korsakoff's syndrome. You have to put in decades of sustained heavy drinking along with poor nutrition. Maybe you have, but you look fairly young to me.
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Savage
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Wait, what were we talking about? Oooh look! Kitties! I really like bacon.
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Freddie AppsHero
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We should all have Korsakoff's.
What's Korsakoff's?
What's Korsakoff's?
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
If I had a dollar for every hour of my life that I can't remember due to blackouts, I'd have a shitload of dollars. I would be able to afford better booze that would keep me in that blackout state. It'd be like a perpetual motion machine, except I'd be drunk and keep making money. So it would be nothing like a perpetual motion machine, but could you give me dollar anyway?
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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Wingman
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
sounds like a vodka.Freddie AppsHero wrote:We should all have Korsakoff's.
What's Korsakoff's?
Stupid should hurt.
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Mr Boozificator
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Weren't there an all-star thingy back in the days?Wingman wrote:sounds like a vodka.Freddie AppsHero wrote:We should all have Korsakoff's.
What's Korsakoff's?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
I thought they were firearms.Wingman wrote:sounds like a vodka.Freddie AppsHero wrote:We should all have Korsakoff's.
What's Korsakoff's?
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Wingman
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why's it gotta be one or the other?ThirstyDrunk wrote:I thought they were firearms.Wingman wrote: sounds like a vodka.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Long story short, I can't remember what happened last ni
Korsakoff's the AK-47 of Vodka!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Savage
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Ya know, every night, I read the doctor's column, just before I read dear annie, or thatever the hell those two old fat broads call what used to be dear ann landers... anyway, I usually present one or more of the hideous symptoms described in the doc's. But still, I'm not dead yet. But then again, I came from a morbid generation. Our parents taught us to pray: And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Well, isn't that charming? It teaches the small innocent child, that every time he or she goes to sleep, he or she might not wake up. Because, that's just the way God is! Wacky sense of humour, that fellow! Love to go out for drinks with him.
Well, isn't that charming? It teaches the small innocent child, that every time he or she goes to sleep, he or she might not wake up. Because, that's just the way God is! Wacky sense of humour, that fellow! Love to go out for drinks with him.
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