Long story short, I can't remember what happened last night.

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Savage wrote: Well, isn't that charming? It teaches the small innocent child, that every time he or she goes to sleep, he or she might not wake up. Because, that's just the way God is! Wacky sense of humour, that fellow! Love to go out for drinks with him.
i would totally drink with jezus. i'm sure it would be something...unpredictable.

but yeah, i've always thought that prayer was a bit morbid for a child. this day and age, anyway.
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Wingman wrote:
Savage wrote: Well, isn't that charming? It teaches the small innocent child, that every time he or she goes to sleep, he or she might not wake up. Because, that's just the way God is! Wacky sense of humour, that fellow! Love to go out for drinks with him.
i would totally drink with jezus. i'm sure it would be something...unpredictable.

but yeah, i've always thought that prayer was a bit morbid for a child. this day and age, anyway.
A guy who can endlessly supply you with godlike quality wine? Honestly, who wouldn't?
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Mr Boozificator wrote: A guy who can endlessly supply you with godlike quality wine? Honestly, who wouldn't?
well, there's this whole "wanting you to be good" thing he's got....

and if he decides to cut you off!?! what are you gonna do to him? threaten to kill him in some agonizing way?
Stupid should hurt.

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Long story short, I can't remember what happened last night.
ever find out?
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It doesn't matter if you don't remember. The question is: did you like it? Did you enjoy every single second of it?
Of course you did.
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Mr. Viking wrote:ever find out?
Yes I did. Apparently, not much. I took offence that something my friend said about my culture, and then she made out with some guy and later regretted it.
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Freddie AppsHero wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:ever find out?
Yes I did. Apparently, not much. I took offence that something my friend said about my culture, and then she made out with some guy and later regretted it.
Kill her now. Or shag her. For you to see.
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Shag first.
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If it didn't involve a tranny, you're good. If it did, have her send me the pics.
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I'll do my best. I think I've got a shot with her. And at the risk of sounding a bit pathetic, we'd make a great couple. We both drink like maniacs.
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