The Blackout Thread
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- JimLahey
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Re: Blacking out
Blackouts are really common for me.
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Racists.
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I was thinking the same thing: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/357cgp/Bur wrote:Blackout = BossMode.
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The real teller is: how do you act in blackout? It's supposed tp display your real personality.
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Sadly... I'm apparently friendly and affable and when the cops recently found me face-planting into a highway, they drove me home and gave me a pat on the back. I only know this from brief flashes of memory and examining wounds...Savage wrote:The real teller is: how do you act in blackout? It's supposed tp display your real personality.
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It's like anything else. It can be fun; it can get old-like when you can't find your glasses and you're late for work.
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Really happy and interested in things. But at the same time brings out a mean streak in me where I find it funny to make people angry or upset. With enough liquor I'll tell racist jokes to just about anyone, not with the intention of making them laugh.Savage wrote:The real teller is: how do you act in blackout? It's supposed tp display your real personality.
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That being said...
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Re: Blacking out
Oh yeah, I hate that too. Having had a blackout and your glasses are not within an arm's length. I hate it when that happens.FNZ wrote:It's like anything else. It can be fun; it can get old-like when you can't find your glasses and you're late for work.
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Losing your glasses suck. I've lost 3 pairs during blackouts. Also, lost my shoes twice.BBoozer wrote:Oh yeah, I hate that too. Having had a blackout and your glasses are not within an arm's length. I hate it when that happens.FNZ wrote:It's like anything else. It can be fun; it can get old-like when you can't find your glasses and you're late for work.
Re: Blacking out
Talkative, a bit sensitive and prone to jumping off stuff usually. Not in a miserable way, just in a stupid way. Oh, and I seem to take little strolls. I think I'm probably quite an annoying blackouter. Good job I can't remember!
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The Sands of Blackout Island
For some time such sands have alluded me as I have fallen into a deep slumber fully conscious (albeit somewhat buzzed). Tonight is the night though that I will fight the heavy seas and make my way on all fours on to the beach and storm it with the wails of past travelers and conquerors/passed out kings.
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I have hit the rough sea of black out island tonight
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oh man... you were poetry-level drunk... was wine-involved?
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Re: The Sands of Blackout Island
Ah, good old blackouts, nice little pockets of freedom. Hell I'll join ya, it's Monday but fuck it.