The Blackout Thread

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oettinger
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Re: The Blackout Thread

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Yesterday I managed to pass out during a black out. Top that modern drunks!
If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
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I did two loads of wash while blacked out last night. Even got the first load in the dryer.
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Hukai or hukue

I remember
Getting into
An argument
With my buds
Girlfriend
While getting
Loaded in a
TGI Fridays
I stormed out
Got on my
XL250R Honda
Woke up at
Home 30 miles
Away
Regretted the
Argument in
Retrospect

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Pussy, you aint blaked out you caonld type,
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:46 pm
Pussy, you aint blaked out you caonld type,
I'll seccccond dthis,
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Yeah but nothing beats waking up from a blackout from getting "roopied". Love Jo Koy!
Okole maluna!

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