The Blackout Thread

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Re: The Sands of Blackout Island

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Full steam ahead to the sweet island of blackout where this vodka filled voyage going to end

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Re: The Sands of Blackout Island

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Y'all have a drinking problem.
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Re: The Sands of Blackout Island

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neckbolt wrote:Y'all have a drinking problem.
I have a drinking solution, never a problem.

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Re: A beautiful blackout

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Great story. Reminds me of the time in fall '08 when the remnants of a hurricane hit southern Indiana with 80+ mph winds. Trees down, electric, cable, internet all out, and on a Sunday afternoon! I was grateful I had some Buffalo Trace to pass the day with. It was either get drunk, or read a book. I like to read, but the neighborhood was in too much of a confused upset to just hide and read, so it was time to down a good bracer of Trace, load up a Subway Cocktail (name originates with my habit of going to Subway, getting a coke and ice, and leaving room to feed it between 1/2 to a pint of Bourbon from the liquor store next door, didn't get it at the store, but manufactured it in my own kitchen from a McDonald's cup that time) and start making the rounds to the neighbors' houses, to inspect the damage, exchange news and speculate on what would happen next.
There's something about a good blackout or thunderstorm that lends itself to getting drunk. Almost as if the world stops. The cops are busy with other things, so you know they won't be hassling you, and anyone you don't want to see isn't going to come calling to ask you for anything like the rent, either.

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Re: A beautiful blackout

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LOL

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Im close to blackout here - any blackout stories?

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Re: Blackout

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ukdrinker wrote:Im close to blackout here - any blackout stories?
Not that I can remember.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: Blackout

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What?

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Re: Blackout

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Yea, of course....Last night I went down to the local and was having a great time. I was drinking WT101 with Budwiser backs. I was talking to this beautiful woman, whos name I do not recall. I woke up this morning naked on her kitchen table. Funny thing is...my clothes were out side on her lawn and one of my shoes was on the sidewalk three houses down. Do you want to know how that all went down?














So would I! But it must have been a great time, VIVA LA BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!
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Re: Blackout

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Miklo wrote:VIVA LA BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!
VIVE LA REBLITZANCE
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Re: Blackout

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The Redhead claims i peed in the closet and kitchen sink, and tried to leave the house naked. of course, she has not proof of this. i'm pretty sure she dreamed it. oh, and she was drunk.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Blackout

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Last Sunday night I slept naked on our futon in the spare bedroom, all the while I had a beautiful girl waiting for me in bed. She still met me in the morning with aspirin and coffee.

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Re: Blackout

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One morning I woke-up to go the bathroom. When I turned on the light I found that the entire bathroom was covered in puke. Wall to wall.

I lived alone at that time. I remember coming home drunk and preparing a nightcap, but nothing after that.

...It must have been some nightcap.
Pipe down, Otis!!!!

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Re: Blackout

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Blacking out is for quitters.

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Re: Blackout

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"Blacking Out" is racist!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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