Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Armed&Angry · Post by **Armed&Angry** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:08 pm

All I know is this: I woke up on the floor of my room, bare-ass, and wearing a single leather glove. It was pretty wacky, I assume.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:37 pm

Armed&Angry wrote: It was pretty wacky, I assume.

Damn straight. I usually have two gloves on when I wake up.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:29 pm

round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.

look out for the monkey.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:52 pm

Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.

look out for the monkey.

I shudder to think of the parts you come from.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:57 pm

Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.

look out for the monkey.

Monkey with Palinka. Drank all his absinthe. Smashed his television too!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:20 pm

Hey, now.
The monkey ain't mine. He's The Frog's friend. Goddamned simian never buys a round either...Either of them!

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:31 pm

Armed&Angry wrote:All I know is this: I woke up on the floor of my room, bare-ass, and wearing a single leather glove. It was pretty wacky, I assume.

If i wake up in a bed, i know i'm in the wrong house :twisted:

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:46 pm

Uncle Sal wrote:round these parts that there's what we call a Michael Jackson drunk.

look out for the monkey.

Why did I just hear Waylon Jennings narrate that, Dukes of Hazzard style?

"Now the good folks in Hazzard ain't seen the monkey come out in quite a spell...last time he did, they reckoned he went plum crazy, 'cause he burned down the police station."

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:46 pm

Oh, drunkest I've been - I don't know, once I hit blackout it's all the same to me.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:48 pm

Happy Belated Birthday Fdoosey!!!!!

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:50 pm

fdoosey wrote:Oh, drunkest I've been - I don't know, once I hit blackout it's all the same to me.

Hey that's the reason my parents told me they got married.

Armed&Angry · Post by **Armed&Angry** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:10 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote: Damn straight. I usually have two gloves on when I wake up.

Huh. I assume I had another glove at some point in the evening, but I couldn't for the life of me find out where it went.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:20 pm

i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:55 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.

That's impressively clever, for being so drunk. Whenever I'm sloshed I think I'm the next Dorothy Parker, but oral and written records have time and again proven otherwise.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:55 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:i recently was at a bar and ordered a shot of mezcal. i got the worm, the bartender killed the juke and made me toast the whole bar of about 150 people. i stood on the bar and said "hey everybody, two more and im attractive", did the shot, jumped off the bar and the toast killed. this was told to me by a friend two days later when i was undrunk. i love benders.

I may hafta steal that toast sometime

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