THIS THIS HAPPEN TO US ALL?

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:50 am

I have a habit of waking up after a night of self-destruction and finding my phone off the hook on my bed and I have no recollection of who the hell I was talking to.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:03 am

If I drink alone, I often take teh phone of the hook so no one buggs me. Think that could be the answer?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:48 am

I once dialled a famous writer whom I much admired. He called back the next day. I panicked, and said I wasn't me.

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:35 am

Savage Swiller wrote:I once dialled a famous writer whom I much admired. He called back the next day. I panicked, and said I wasn't me.

Thats funny..

I once called my supervisor when i worked at a telemarking joint.. I had the biggest crush on him. So i got drunk and called. He knew who it was right off the bat. He said.."Kelly is this you, I know it is I hear your voice on the phone all day long".. I said that i had dialed the wrong number.. I quit that job 1 week later.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:19 pm

Drunken phone calls, drunken e'mails, drunken text messages and now drunken postings to add to the list :roll:

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:24 pm

Drunken emails, oh god. I'm not sure (afraid to find out) but I may have sent a rude email to MDM itsownself. I was talking to someone who contacted me thru here, and he annoyed me, and I sent a rude email, but when I saw it on my list, it appeared to have been sent here. I don't know--i'm hopelessly e-literate

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:23 pm

I once sent 30 totally incoherent, rambling e'mails in one session. The next day i couldn't even decipher them :oops:

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:35 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I once sent 30 totally incoherent, rambling e'mails in one session. The next day i couldn't even decipher them :oops:

all the better to keep your ass outta trouble

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:28 pm

I fall asleep on the boy all the time on the phone when I'm loaded. I wake up in the middle of the night cuddling my cell phone like a goddamned teddy bear. The worst is waking up with a feeling of dread, unsure if we fought the night before. How do you ask someone, "Hey, were we fighting last night? Oh, you yelled at me for three hours? Well...did I miss anything important?"

Armed&Angry · Post by **Armed&Angry** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:09 pm

My roomate had it pretty bad. He got hammered (on American swill beer) and passed out. While he was out, his frat brothers called every girl in his phone book, and cordially invited them to engage in oral sex. He woke up the next day to about half a dozen slaps and three times that many dirty looks.

Heh heh. Stupid frat boy.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:21 am

Armed&Angry wrote:My roomate had it pretty bad. He got hammered (on American swill beer) and passed out. While he was out, his frat brothers called every girl in his phone book, and cordially invited them to engage in oral sex. He woke up the next day to about half a dozen slaps and three times that many dirty looks.

Heh heh. Stupid frat boy.

That's pretty low!

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:05 am

thast arihgty yo are cool im ny book

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:09 am

Generic Jug wrote:I fall asleep on the boy all the time on the phone when I'm loaded. I wake up in the middle of the night cuddling my cell phone like a goddamned teddy bear. The worst is waking up with a feeling of dread, unsure if we fought the night before. How do you ask someone, "Hey, were we fighting last night? Oh, you yelled at me for three hours? Well...did I miss anything important?"

Just ask, if he doesnt respect you for your honesty, fuck hi, its his fauly you aent going out nemore

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:13 am

I got on a chat channel thing one night plowed, and the next day I was banned from most of the channels.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:11 am

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:I got on a chat channel thing one night plowed, and the next day I was banned from most of the channels.

Now that's a night worthy of remembrance.

I think we should call that the "KHD Experience"