What happens if you pass out around me

[oldsmartskunk]

Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait

Lets call it Disneyland Moscow

That's not the worst thing that could have rubbed you nose... but the ass thing, i find it somewhat distastefully acceptable ! Ha!

[Patchez]

The large group of motorcycle enthusiasts that I used to run around with we had a general rule for messing with the passed out. If a person managed to pass out with both shoes off, it was assumed they were somewhat coherent before they slipped into unconsciousness. There fore they were left unmolested. One or both shoes still on, you were fair game.

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

Those unconscious beer bongs are extraordinary!

[Palinka (RIP)]

Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait

Lets call it Disneyland Moscow

I think that you'll find this website full of information that will be extremely usueful to you in the coming year, oettinger.

[oettinger]

Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait

Lets call it Disneyland Moscow

I think that you'll find this website full of information that will be extremely usueful to you in the coming year, oettinger.

Thank you. Living out of a case of beer always seemed to attract me

[AntonArkydivich]

The large group of motorcycle enthusiasts that I used to run around with we had a general rule for messing with the passed out. If a person managed to pass out with both shoes off, it was assumed they were somewhat coherent before they slipped into unconsciousness. There fore they were left unmolested. One or both shoes still on, you were fair game.

I thought that was a universal rule, although I've just never liked fucking with sleeping people.

The only thing I really do/have done to me is get moved. Go to bed inside, wake up naked, with a blanket, in the bottom of a strangers boat. It's disconcerting and fun, but no Sharpie outlines of dicks to wash off before work.

[Patchez]

We generally never wrote on people except if you passed out before nightfall at some of the bigger bonfire, camping runs. Mostly just a duct tape cocoon.

[Palinka (RIP)]

oettinger and "Russian Buddy's" day-to-day activities.

[AntonArkydivich]

For God's sake Palinka, I didn't need that. My night was going so well.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...I didn't need that...

You have learned a valuable lesson then: from now on treat any post that has the name, "oettinger" in the subject line, the main post or was written by him, should be treated with caution, great care and one of these:



In fact, everything to do with oettinger should be marked with this:



Live and learn*.

Now take a huge swig of that bottle of hooch and hope that it kills the right brain cells...


* Or die, decay and become food for oettinger.

[oldsmartskunk]

I disagree. Oettinger is pure energetic entity of booze and chaos. In other words love. Only for those who can handle it!

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Only for those who can handle it!

And have had the correct innoculation injections.

[AntonArkydivich]

...Only for those who can handle it!

And have had the correct innoculation injections.

And some eye bleach on hand. And something to make you forget what you saw.

Wait a sec....

After following those links and some that branched off that, I'm confident there is no un-seeing.

[oettinger]

Waking up with your face painted in shades of black n red with magic markers is not that funny.


To notice that you drank alone the night before is worse.

(The number written on your forehead means nothing btw... try to call it)



To fight the pass-out!
Cheers