Just a few choice excerpts from the cruise:
1. Day 1 - Goose tries to climb over the balcony railing to peek in on the neighbors . . . luckily, I stopped him.
2. Day 2 - we toured the Bacardi distillery. Tour was hokey as shit, but we did get coupons for free drinks after the tour. Mojitos all around!
3. Day 3 - Relaxed in St. Maarten. Tasted guavaberry liqueur. Had strong rum punches with extra vodka poured in 'em. Got tanked and had to take a nap before dinner.
4. Day 4 - Went snorkeling in St. Thomas. On the ride back from the cove, I got to drive the pirate ship and we drank bottomless rum punch drinks . . . again, got tanked and had to take a LONG nap before a late dinner.
5. Day 5 - at sea. DETOX.
6. Day 6 - Nassau. Took the Yellowbird party boat to Pearl Island. Unlimited rum punch on the way there, made with Bacardi 151. On the island, ordered drinks from the 'tender, where he asked me "do you want to take a walk on the wild side?" before he filled the cup 3/4ths full of rum, added some other liquor, and put a splash of mixer in each one. On the way back to the ship, had more unlimited rum punch. Somehow staggered back to the ship (we were already on the Island) - I ended up in the casino, where I proceeded to go up by about $300 at the blackjack table but ended up losing about $150 while I sucked down 3 more vodka/tonics. Went back upstairs, ordered room service and passed the FUCK out.
7. Day 7 - back in Miami. Got record of week's spending, nearly stroked out at the total.
:D
Our Honeymoon, or How We Spent $1400 in 7 Days
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Our Honeymoon, or How We Spent $1400 in 7 Days
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Re: Our Honeymoon, or How We Spent $1400 in 7 Days
Speak for yourself on # 5.phrynekenstein wrote:Just a few choice excerpts from the cruise:
1. Day 1 - Goose tries to climb over the balcony railing to peek in on the neighbors . . . luckily, I stopped him.
2. Day 2 - we toured the Bacardi distillery. Tour was hokey as shit, but we did get coupons for free drinks after the tour. Mojitos all around!
3. Day 3 - Relaxed in St. Maarten. Tasted guavaberry liqueur. Had strong rum punches with extra vodka poured in 'em. Got tanked and had to take a nap before dinner.
4. Day 4 - Went snorkeling in St. Thomas. On the ride back from the cove, I got to drive the pirate ship and we drank bottomless rum punch drinks . . . again, got tanked and had to take a LONG nap before a late dinner.
5. Day 5 - at sea. DETOX.
6. Day 6 - Nassau. Took the Yellowbird party boat to Pearl Island. Unlimited rum punch on the way there, made with Bacardi 151. On the island, ordered drinks from the 'tender, where he asked me "do you want to take a walk on the wild side?" before he filled the cup 3/4ths full of rum, added some other liquor, and put a splash of mixer in each one. On the way back to the ship, had more unlimited rum punch. Somehow staggered back to the ship (we were already on the Island) - I ended up in the casino, where I proceeded to go up by about $300 at the blackjack table but ended up losing about $150 while I sucked down 3 more vodka/tonics. Went back upstairs, ordered room service and passed the FUCK out.
7. Day 7 - back in Miami. Got record of week's spending, nearly stroked out at the total.
:D
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