Yes this is the magic of New Years Eve. $50 all you can drink on top of 7 hours at the titty bar is enough to make anyone go to the bar wearing a hockey jersey and a mullett wig. Of course nothing says happy new year (or I am very scared of you) like putting on a bozo the clown mask at the stroke of midnight. Let me tell you the big red nose really turns on the ladies.
Also I believe a new stage of drunkeness was achieved last night - my extremely wasted friend actually turned down sex.
My friend - "I want to fuck you"
Girl - "OK lets go"
My friend - "Actually, I don't, but I was just seeing if I could"
I didn't know there was a sequal called the 25 year old virgin.
Hope everyone had a great new years and I cannot wait to waste hours at work Tuesday reading all about them.
Mullett Wigs and a Bozo the Clown mask
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Re: Mullett Wigs and a Bozo the Clown mask
This is just about the saddest thing I've heard. Better have turned down New Year's nookie for booze.Bone wrote:
My friend - "I want to fuck you"
Girl - "OK lets go"
My friend - "Actually, I don't, but I was just seeing if I could"