Missinjg:half my foot: Reward Offered

[louhan]

Sry for not posting recently I've been too drunk to type for about 3 weeks...stragiht. Well I've got plenty of stories to tell but this is of My Newyears eve. Well I had been on a bender for 5 days with no sleep (literially). I finished Eating Breakfast and went and bought a 12 pack of 40 oz's a little before noon only drank about 3 because breakfast didn't sit with my stomic well and I was exstremely excited about Lynyrd Skynrd that night. Well I pull into the New Civic Center down town and park in my boss's busniess and me and some friends from work go in (I had seats up on the stage but they had VIP back stage) then I ran into some of my old friends from highschool and went in ends up I was in the row in front of some of them and I had a seat next to this beatiful girl who was there with her best friend and her best friends boyfriend (score :D) I sent her for drinks all night and by the time freebird finished I was destroyed so I was gona make my way up to my friends house about 3 miles from the civic center on foot but about 10 steps out of the civic center some newbie cop (I didn't reckonize him and by the time I graduated highschool I was on a first time basis with all the city police and I've heard rumor my name was radio code for PI but I'm not sure thats true or not) stepped in front of me and said some shit about a breathlyser and I told him to promptly, "get his nazi ass out of my face" Which by the force he threw me into the side of his partrol car I gather he took offense to. After the framiliar sobering exsperience of looking at the world through the 3 cold black bars in the back seat of the local white crown vickies. After what seemed like an eternity of sitting next to some poor sap who had thrown up on hims self twice since I had arrived I noticed that the crowd was thinning and they were escorting the last out in wheel chairs to the neighboring cars of the same model and make. Then i saw a framiliar face, the chief of police :D my heart lit up he was my neighbor as a child and had once saved me from getting a DUI after I went to pick up a pizza after only having 2 beers ( I was 16 ) and someone had pulled me who already had a full backseat. Anyways after a sort reunion and him realizing that the guy behind me was passed out he asked if the nazi officer had asked me for my ID and I replied that I had told him that I had it stolen in the concert ( bull I had it in a inside jacet pocket) and I had told him my name was jon perry he laughed and let me out. After that awful exsperience I called one of my friends to come pick me up in his golf cart ( though on retrospect u can probably get a DUI in one of thoose too) aftera pit stop to get the rest of the 40's out of my car we arrived 15 mins and 3 40's later at his house where the party was already bumping. I finished the 40's and started on some hooch which after drinking 9 colt 45's tasted heavinly soon after the hooch my memory fades out the next morning I woke up feeling drunk as hell and kinda weak I looked down and I was still bleeding a little out of my foot. I grabed some neosporin out of the bathroom cabnet (which I woke up convenitly against) found some old socks and wrapped it 3 thick and then painfully and slowlyI followed back the trail to some rocks outside and realized that Im ust have lost around a gallon of blood (not sure how much really but the rocks were over 200 yards away and I had made several pit stops along the way the the kitchen and hooch cooler)i was frankly suprised that I was still allive . So I hunted out some beer then got a ride to breakfast after getting a meal in me I examined my foot and realized that I had lost a large hunk and most of my pinky toe (which might I had has grown back pretty well but the rest is still pretty fuck up looking)

[Malkor]

go to the hospital dumbass :lol:

[vat69]

now that sounds like a night. its no wonder you woke up feeling a little toey. get it?

terrible. :shock:

[MarkitZero]

Go to the hospital dumbass.

[Mother Goose]

And on your way home from the hospital, PLEASE pick up some FUCKING PUNCTUATION!!!!