Night #4 of my bender

The Crack Monkey · Post by **The Crack Monkey** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:51 pm

I feel like a failure as a drunkard for not reporting in earlier. Or perhaps it's been a success as I've been too incoherent to post.

I started off monday night getting getting competely and entirely drunk without care of work the next moring, or the health of that evil bastard I call my liver.

I'm now onto night #4. Came home early this time. Beer was not going down real well. I feel bloated.

Trying to keep it going firday and saturday also, then take a rest. We'll see what happens.

Mrs Glenfiddich · Post by **Mrs Glenfiddich** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:25 am

Good Luck! I'll have a few drinks tomorrow night to help you along...

Borracho · Post by **Borracho** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:29 pm

A superior bender doesn't start in the evening, and you'll need something stronger than beer to keep you going at various points. I'd hit every point on the wheel with beer, whine and liquor if you're looking for a serious binge...

Borracho

The Crack Monkey · Post by **The Crack Monkey** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:08 am

I feel like an unter-drunk because I have not dooone the bender properly. I've let myself undrunk up in the morning. But on the plus side, i think this is the longest binge i've been on!!

Malkor · Post by **Malkor** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:05 pm

Benders dont work if you dont continue to drink without breaking, save for inevetable passouts

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:15 pm

If you're talking nights, i've had at least a week of extremely drunk every night.

A constant drunk though, is much more difficult to achieve. Good luck in your continuing quest!