Old Crow + SweetLou + MOL

[liquor&poker]

Last night I got more wasted than I ever thought possible. I drank half a liter of Old Crow in about 3.5 hours.

Hung out at the chat for a while and was honored with a call from SweetLou (who is totally cool) and MOL (who is neither mean OR old as it turns out).

Unfortunately, while in conversation with MOL, my brain gave out. I vaguely remember feeling like I had to vomit so I grabbed my inkjet printer (I'm not making this up) which probably seemed like an appropriate recepticle at the time. I dribbled a small amount of vomit on it and then, apparently, went to bed.

I left the lights on and the computer and chat was still up when my wife came home. She cleaned up the printer and everything since she's so the best wife in the world.

I found some notes I wrote. It reads:

SWEETLOU

CRUZAN

SLR. JRRY

MT. GAY

APPLITON

Which I think was supposed to be "Appleton" (help me out, Lou).

But yeah, sorry MOL for evaporating on you. Half a liter of Bourbon is too much for my frail body.

[Martini Time]

Dem twos is good kids - dat MOL and Sweet Lou!!


That above list sounds like the conversaton was about one of two things:

1. MOLs XMAS list (again) for Santa this year

2. A small portion of what will be inscribed upon Lou's tombstone (probably categorized - this section would obviously be under the "R"s, for Rum.)


L&P - you HAVE to stop hurling on the electronics. How many times do I have to tell you that?

Cheers!!

[MeanOldLady]

ahh, i loved everything about it. first his typing got completely ridiculous, then it stopped altogether and there was complete silence on the phone. he just passed right the fuck out in the middle of the conversation, it was great.

btw, i was listing rums and advised you NOT to drink appleton estate, as it is a brown-forman product.

[liquor&poker]

ahh, i loved everything about it. first his typing got completely ridiculous, then it stopped altogether and there was complete silence on the phone. he just passed right the fuck out in the middle of the conversation, it was great.

btw, i was listing rums and advised you NOT to drink appleton estate, as it is a brown-forman product.

I was pretty sure it was you listing the rums. I musta wrote SWEET LOU so I'd remember who the other person was.

I remember you typing something about the way I talk or something and I think I tried to reply but that's the last thing I remember.

I always fathom that I'm going to try some rums but I can't seem to buy anything but Bourbon.

[TheBigCasino]

I vaguely remember feeling like I had to vomit so I grabbed my inkjet printer (I'm not making this up)

heheheheh, this is good

[Rowdydrunk79]

ahh, i loved everything about it. first his typing got completely ridiculous, then it stopped altogether and there was complete silence on the phone. he just passed right the fuck out in the middle of the conversation, it was great.

I remember having one of those with Wasteless! Except I heard him hit the kitchen floor, then two minutes of silence, then snoring. :lol:

[whiskeyprick]

it's like deja vu all over again.